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Re: Usenet is fatally flawed according to Ed Dolan the Great

 
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Old 07-11.-2007, 09:42 PM   #16
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:fgr3ok$9v1$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> [...]
>> [1] I am normally not much of a MUP person, but we could use a lake front
>> MUP here in Beer City, since there is pitifully little public lake front
>> access.

>
> Beer City - Milwaukee?


Where else?

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Old 07-11.-2007, 09:42 PM   #17
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:fgr3ok$9v1$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> [...]
>> [1] I am normally not much of a MUP person, but we could use a lake front
>> MUP here in Beer City, since there is pitifully little public lake front
>> access.

>
> Beer City - Milwaukee?


Where else?

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Old 08-11.-2007, 03:56 AM   #18
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"dgk" <dgk@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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[...]
> If saintliness means not having sex, like Ed, then I think I'll have
> to take a pass.


It is OK to have sex solely for the purpose of procreation. Any other
purpose is a mortal sin and deserving of everlasting hell fire.

I urge you to read the lives of the Saints. There you will discover all you
will ever need to know about Saintliness.

By the way, it is better to marry than to burn, but the single life is best.
It is why the Roman Catholic Church is as great as it used to be. A married
clergy is an abomination, something that only heretical Protestants are
capable of. Well, let's face it, not everyone can be a Great Saint like ME!

Regards,

Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old 08-11.-2007, 03:56 AM   #19
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"dgk" <dgk@somewhere.com> wrote in message
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[...]
> If saintliness means not having sex, like Ed, then I think I'll have
> to take a pass.


It is OK to have sex solely for the purpose of procreation. Any other
purpose is a mortal sin and deserving of everlasting hell fire.

I urge you to read the lives of the Saints. There you will discover all you
will ever need to know about Saintliness.

By the way, it is better to marry than to burn, but the single life is best.
It is why the Roman Catholic Church is as great as it used to be. A married
clergy is an abomination, something that only heretical Protestants are
capable of. Well, let's face it, not everyone can be a Great Saint like ME!

Regards,

Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old 08-11.-2007, 03:56 AM   #20
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"dgk" <dgk@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:hmd3j3d2l69sj5gev1fsug2aiv33p737q7@4ax.com...
[...]
> If saintliness means not having sex, like Ed, then I think I'll have
> to take a pass.


It is OK to have sex solely for the purpose of procreation. Any other
purpose is a mortal sin and deserving of everlasting hell fire.

I urge you to read the lives of the Saints. There you will discover all you
will ever need to know about Saintliness.

By the way, it is better to marry than to burn, but the single life is best.
It is why the Roman Catholic Church is as great as it used to be. A married
clergy is an abomination, something that only heretical Protestants are
capable of. Well, let's face it, not everyone can be a Great Saint like ME!

Regards,

Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old 25-11.-2007, 01:56 AM   #21
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> Once a stalker, always a stalker!


he hit the wrong button

>
> However, I would not know about cankers on members.


youknow how most people find an old email and reply to it instead of
punching
every name in separately
that's all that happened

it had nothing to do with cankers
>That is your department, not mine.


That may have been the last one he sent and he just assumed you were a
canker
that is the problem w AOL. one cannot see the address box that well

mk5000

"Oh, clearly.
*rolls eyes*"--midwinter


>


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Old 26-11.-2007, 07:11 AM   #22
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"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>

>
> I had completely forgotten about poor old ED (aka Erectile Dysfunction)
> until I ventured back into the bicycle news groups. What do I find?
> Poor, alone and lonely ED spewing the same BS as he always has. Nothing
> has changed. I have a sneaking feeling that if nobody replied to poor,
> alone and lonely ED, he would simply wither away and die.
>
> The down side is that nobody would find the body for several weeks until
> such time as a neighbor would call the garbage company complaining that
> his trash had not been picked up, in actuality, it is poor old alone,
> lonely ED simply rotting away. What a horrible way to go!


I don't think that'll happen unless he has been dreaming of water.
I lost two friends recently, who both dreamt of water at about the same
time.

One of them, Julia and I had been watching Carnivale and exchanging notes on
it.
They were showing the season finale then.

Ironic in that the show is about creatures of dark and light. Stars the
little guy that was in all the David Lynch movies. The show is equally
inscrutable.

The show dwells on christian symbolism, but that is all I will tell you in
case you ever have the opportunity to watch it.

I will tell you there was a scene where Father Justin aka Evil Russian
Rasputin type is baptizing his flock. He wears black, usually, like an
Orthodox priest's cassock. But he and his sheep wear the typical white
Baptist choir robes.

I dreamt about water the same exact week that they did. ONly I am still
alive

This is in my dream. I see myself getting excited about being baptized.

In another scene in the show, Justin's sister, Iris, leaves an axe on his
pillow to freak him out, to make him worry about his security.

I find in my dream that I am being baptized by an ax.

from a typical dream book

Baptism
Immersion in water represents death, whereas emergence signifies
resurrection and
a new life. You have let go of your old negative you and this new you will
likely
be successful.

On a spiritual note, this dream signifies your renewed faith in God and that
you
are coming closer to self-realization and spiritual fulfillment.

that all three of us had essentially related dreams in what feels like the
same time is sort of interesting, no


----- Original Message -----
From: "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: rec.balloons,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Sent: Sunday, November 25, 2007 3:48 PM
Subject: . iPod: The once and news cheer tech investors


> TRUTH or fiction?
>
> mk
>
> What do you call "escargot"
>> with no arms or legs?

>
>
>
> A rubber band?
>
> Etienne
>
>
> Napoleon Dynamite/w Deb Mar 31, 7:29 am show options
>
> Newsgroups: alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, alt.tv.hbo,
> alt.tv.carnivale
> From: "Napoleon Dynamite/w Deb" <Hey Deb Wanna See My Liger? It's
> A Cross Between A Lion And A Tiger And It's My Favorite Animal Bred For
> It's
> Skills In Magic> - Find messages by this author
> Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:29:02 -0500
> Local: Thurs, Mar 31 2005 7:29 am
> Subject: Carnivale "Not Likely To Return"?
> Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show
> original |
> Report Abuse
>
> Variety Sources: CARNIVALE 'Not Likely To Return'!!
> I am - Hercules!!
> It looks like we're not going to find out what dustbowl dweller Ben
> Hawkins'
> connection is to a future nuclear holocaust after all!
> Thursday morning's Variety reports that HBO has already picked up
> "Deadwood"
> for a third season, but the same piece has this:
> Sunday's season finale for "Carnivale" delivered an above-average
> 2.4
> million viewers, but insiders insist the show is not likely to return.
>
>
> An HBO spokeswoman said a decision has not yet been reached. "Carnivale"
> creator-exec producer Daniel Knauf, however, has already begun developing
> a
> comedy series project for rival pay cablercabler Showtime.
>
>
> http://www.variety.com/article*/VR1...goryid=14&cs*=1
> --
> Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our
> feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and
> understanding.
> We can say anything here.
> Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I
> mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely
> different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example.
> We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I
> happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress
> taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants
> might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton,
> underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe
> it's
> a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.
> You
> know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the
> trust tree in the nest, were we not?
>



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Old 26-11.-2007, 11:05 AM   #23
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> ...
> The criminal vandal troll was Ed Gin whom you brought to this newsgroup with
> your confounded vendetta, thereby ruining the group for everyone. You were
> and are a pipsqueak, but Ed Gin knew how to take the group down permanently....


Opinion stated as fact. Where is the (nonexistent) proof?

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differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter
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Old 26-11.-2007, 11:07 AM   #24
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Mike Vandeman wrote:
> ...
> Unless you actually have something worthwhile to say, I suggest that
> you shut up.


Gee Mikey, everyone but Mr. Ed wishes you would do so.

I do need to spend more time riding my ATB (all-terrain bicycle)
off-road, however.

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"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
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Old 26-11.-2007, 01:12 PM   #25
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
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>
> You smarmy lagerlout git.


simple, very simple

>You bloody woofter sod.


I would ask you to suggest the proper medical terms instead and I will
be glad to use it next time. (of course we all know that is the most
proper one, as onanism
is a mythological poetial one, and self abuse is a euphemis).


>Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.


I would kill anyone who steals my line: my bestest boyfriend ever Hands
Solo

>You clouted boggish
> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.



I demand that you take that insult back, and take it back NOW. Please stop
referring to me as "you"

mk5000

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~ earth with your eyes turned skyward, ~
~ for there you have been, there you long ~
~ to return." -- da Vinci


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Old 26-11.-2007, 01:18 PM   #26
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"Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> Where is the (nonexistent) proof?


cool, . looking forward.

mk5000

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Is tender night...... and dark
As ebony the colour of your eyes...
Limitless stars in every pattern, measure and design"--Ina Kontvainyte.
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Old 27-11.-2007, 01:03 AM   #27
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
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>
> "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:X5CdnX8sDpRk-NfanZ2dnUVZ_qqgnZ2d@rcn.net...
> [...]
> If I were an Ed, ....
>
> First, you would have to get a brain in order to be an Ed.


i have a lot of free sugar cane

that's usually a good substitute

mk5000

"You must be an expert, right, because you are the one who survived.You
occupied a niche that the others couldn't for whatever reason. Youprobably
think you are really, really good because of that, but inreality your
survival may have turned on the most trivial of things-some butterfly
flapping its wings in Yucatan, or something."--socsectrainwreck


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Old 27-11.-2007, 01:21 PM   #28
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:07:15 -0600, Tom Sherman
<sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote:

>Sadly Lacking


How true!
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old 27-11.-2007, 02:13 PM   #29
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Mike Vandeman wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:07:15 -0600, Tom Sherman
> <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Sadly Lacking

>
> How true!


I wrote no such thing as part of a post. To imply so is dishonest.

The header is a joke (Duh).

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differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter
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Old 28-11.-2007, 01:59 PM   #30
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On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:52:45 -0600, Tom Sherman
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>There is no offense worse on Usenet that false quoting.


Well, there is also excessive snipping without context.
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