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Crankyfeet

The double bad news is that his moonlighting career as a Swedish porn star is on hold as well. Although I believe they can use a stunt double and just use some close-up shots of his face in the last 10 minutes of a time trial and edit it into the scene. The helmet is a little tricky to blend into the movie plot though, although the usual lack of a movie plot helps...

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Crankyfeet

Some new films since his accident I've heard are on the horizon:

ZZ not on Top
Zafriskie Zabriskie
Traction Satisfaction
Team Slitstream
Nurse Rider
Back Breakin' Broads
Floyd Cuffed and Cowering from the Cables
It's Not About the Bike
Dave the Slave

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C'dale Girl

Crankster, you're too much. A few comments on your posts (collected into one streamlined post of mine to keep my post count down. )

First, yeah, I don't want to be saving "smilies" as my favorites. Somehow I think my work might have an issue with that.

Second, I always thought people watched p### for the story line.

Third, dear, darling Cranky . . . um, well, how do I say this politely? Well, honey, I think you might be spending too much time watching p###. I mean, let's consider the evidence, shall we? You started the bike p### thread. Now, you quite swiftly have rattled off six rather believable titles of such films. Hhhhmmmmm . . . . is it time for an intervention Cranky?

Listen, here's how it's going to work. I'm gonna say a few things, and then everyone else is gonna say a few things, then you're gonna have the opportunity to say a few things. The bottom line here is that you're surrounded by a whole lotta people here who just love the heck outta ya.

Crankyfeet

Yes... you have to watch at least 500 adult/porn films before you can invent catchy double entendre adult film titles...

And how did you know that they were believable titles for adult films??..



Let's make it 10:

The Argyle Nursophile.

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C'dale Girl

Fwiw, I'm still laughing at the titles. Friggin' hysterical really. I think you found your calling . . .

Crankyfeet

If it's funny at all... it's only because Dave, his 'tache, and his predicament. It's not really PC to make jokes about a guy who just broke his back and may be unable to do his job for a year. The only rationale I can think of is that Dave Z would be the first person to make fun of someone else in this predicament.

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Crankyfeet

I'm crap at Steven Seagal film titles but have a calling in adult film titles. Great...

Although not being able to do Seagal titles is a bonus actually.

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C'dale Girl

Oh, no, I was laughing at the p### stache and titles in THAT context; nothing to do with the accident. I feel really bad for him in that regard. Hence, my prior post to that effect.

But, you know, he's purposely asking for such jokes at his expense when he sports that 'stache. He's all part of his master plan I'm sure.

And, btw, if he sees this thread I'm pretty certain he'd be the FIRST one to be laughing hysterically.

Crankyfeet

OMG... C loves me. She loves me. Hear that Hubby and Jman... she loves ME!!! ...

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nns1400

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earth_dweller

that by far is my favorite title. Imagine the custome, argyle is the most um intimate places....

thunder

she hates me,

so does NS

think a menage a trois du hate

nns1400

Sounds like you're fishing to me...

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nns1400

Hmmm... I think I'd like argyle unmentionables.. They would go with my hat...

Off to baseball, see everyone next winter...

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