This forum is dying

Originally Posted by JohnO

What a mess that would be. After the initial positive for Prozac, he could be put under suspension. Assuming he requested a testing of the B sample, the matter would be remanded to a hearing conducted by USADAA, under the rules specified by WADAA (wold anti 'doping accuser' association). There would be counter charges that the French lab had it's head up it's ass during the testing, which is probably where it belongs.

Already, people are being banned from the forum strictly due to suspicion of doping accusations, the justification being that it is wrong to shout 'doper' in a crowded peloton. Long time posters insist that they've never falsely accused a rider of doping, a statement that rings hollow as newbies complain that they can't break into the top ranks of posting without casting at least some groundless doubt.

This, coming on top of Operation Putrid, which revealed that fully half of the posters here have secretly harbored doping suspicions against riders not on their favorite team, and the majority have expressed those opinions with the full knowledge that there was no basis in fact, bolstered with transfusions of bullshit. It has become so bad that spectators at the Tour de Absurdity have been seen waving colostomy bags at the most prolific posters.

Already, the furor has caused Preparation H to reconsider it's sponsorship, and the entire sport of cycling witch hunting is in crisis. The chairman of WADAA, Dick Head, continues to throw out accusations of doping accusations almost at random, while the head of the UBI (union bullshitters international), Pat McButt, talks of instituting a zero turd policy, and mandatory enemas before each thread.



Yeah, it's a boring day at the office.