It's November! And Iran remains uninvaded...

Originally Posted by Wurm

Dudes....got money?

Originally Posted by wolfix

Reserve me several tickets....... Just not next to Madonna. I am afraid she will recoginize me as the one who has suggested she is a "whore." And I may get my lights punched out. Or she may want to remove me from my family and adopt me. Or bother me with her "masturbation routine" during the fight.

But anyway ...... The fight should be good..... we will see wurm in his corner yelling slanderous niknames at Bush, and all the conspiracy people chanting his name.........
Then Bush's response will be sending in troops to do his fighting with wurm. Tony Snow will explain the whole fight to us.

John Kerry will point out that he agreed with the fight, but that's because he got a bad inside tip."

And in the back aisles, we have Foley and Ted Taggard playing with each other.

Hilary Clinton shows up with Martha Stewart wearing a beautiful blue dress made in a sweatshop in China. The dress was part of the payoff Bill C got in his "trade secrets to China" deal.

Bill C shows up with several female interns. Ted Kennedy is jealous. But he lightens up with a few drinks and after I explain to him and anyone else that will listen that Madonna is a whore. Ted hires me as his designated driver.

Lance Armstrong arrives in style. He has Paris Hilton on his arm. But nobody pays attention to Lance. The question on everyone's mind is if Paris Hilton is wearing underpants. Lance throws a temper tantrum and sues some stupid frenchman. He finally discovers no one is really interested anymore if he doped or not.

Dick Pound is there trying to wreck our fun.

Carerra shows up with Muhammed Ali. Carrera tried to explain to Ali during the night why multi-culturalism destroyed the Roman empire. Ali wants to know why George Foreman has his own line of cooking appliances.

And then ...... {Loud music blaring} in walks "Flyer." With a shit eating grin that says " I was right."

What a night!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Carrera

"John Kerry will point out that he agreed with the fight, but that's because he got a bad inside tip."

John Kerry would be the ideal "undertaker", but who will be carried out of the ring is anybody's guess. But maybe it will happen like this:

"Wurm comes out to meet Junior and Junior starts to retreat If he goes back any further He'll end up in a ringside seat.
Wurm swings with a left, Wurm swings with a right, Look at young Wurm Carry the fight.
Bush keeps backing But there's not enough room It's a matter of time. There, Wurm lowers the boom.
Now Wurm swings with a right, What a beautiful swing, And the punch raises Bush, Clear out of the ring.
Bush is still rising And the ref wears a frown, For he can't start counting, Till ol' Junior comes down.
Now Bush disappears from view. The crowd is getting frantic, But our radar stations have picked him up He's somewhere over the Atlantic.
Who would have thought When they came to the fight That they'd witness the launching Of a human satellite?"