It's November! And Iran remains uninvaded...

Eldron

So Wurmy don't you owe people a bunch of money, a 30 day Wurm respite, no cut'n'pasting and a general apology for being a narrow minded twat?

Mostly I'm posting this to see what your far fetched, nerdsonline inspired, dubiously connected, poorly researched, america has already invaded I Ran "facts" are.

I await your divine drivel with baited breat....

Wurm

"It's November! And Iran remains uninvaded..."

...and the elections haven't been held yet.

I don't owe anyone here anything, except perhaps you a kick in your rotten teeth?

Now, why don't you go back to your corner and finish jerking off, hmm? Maybe you can get one of the Repig child stalkers to join you...

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Eldron

Kick me in the teeth? You're about as balanced as a bath tub on a beach ball you couldn't beat a one legged man in an a$$ kicking competition...

Your trivial tributes are becoming rather aggressive - perhaps some anger management is in order enlightened one?

Eldrack

Based on the response I offer the following analysis for this round:
Eldron: 1
Wurm: 0

wolfix

I think wurm wants the US to bomb Iran. I bet he works for the military industrial complex.

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2FAST4U

No he wants Iran to bomb us so his house won't look like such hell hole compared to bombed out shells of homesteads....

C'mon, lets be serious for a moment. Did anyone really expect wurmy to keep his word????

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Weisse Luft

Wurm's word isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.

wolfix

But wait....... American warships,, British, and the Coast Guard are assembling off the waters of Iran..... Just today ,the Iranians fired 3 missiles off to defend their position......
* These misssiles have the American and British shaking , but not the Coasties.

These missiles are capable of defending Iran against a maritime invasion. The simple fact the warships are running wargames near Iranian waters show that the Bush led invasion is happening as we speak. The fact that a vessl suspected of caring nuclear componenets was also being watched shows the aggressivness of Bush. Of course Iran has spoken openly of destroying Israel does not have anything to do with the world being concerned with Iran.

* I made this up.
***** I wonder about the timing of this stuff. It seems to heat up right before an election. Does anyone remember the Iranian hostage situation when Reagan was elected?
***** Does anyone think that the Iranians would prefer a non-Bush American government to allow them to proceed with nuclear agressiveness towards Israel?

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Colorado Ryder

Wurm doesn't think that far ahead. Wait a day or two and he will paste some other left wing mumbo jumbo.

Carrera

CARRERA PROMOTIONS is proposing a world championship boxing event to be staged in Zaire. 15 rounds will decide the World Championship belt. The challenger Wurm to challenge George Walker Bush Junior!
Place yer bets. Who's backing Wurm and who's prepared to bet on Junior to survive?
Oh, the tickets are going at 1000 dollars for the rear stalls but celebrities such as Madonna are shelling out 5000 dollars for a ringside seat.

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wolfix

Reserve me several tickets....... Just not next to Madonna. I am afraid she will recoginize me as the one who has suggested she is a "whore." And I may get my lights punched out. Or she may want to remove me from my family and adopt me. Or bother me with her "masturbation routine" during the fight.

But anyway ...... The fight should be good..... we will see wurm in his corner yelling slanderous niknames at Bush, and all the conspiracy people chanting his name.........
Then Bush's response will be sending in troops to do his fighting with wurm. Tony Snow will explain the whole fight to us.

John Kerry will point out that he agreed with the fight, but that's because he got a bad inside tip."

And in the back aisles, we have Foley and Ted Taggard playing with each other.

Hilary Clinton shows up with Martha Stewart wearing a beautiful blue dress made in a sweatshop in China. The dress was part of the payoff Bill C got in his "trade secrets to China" deal.

Bill C shows up with several female interns. Ted Kennedy is jealous. But he lightens up with a few drinks and after I explain to him and anyone else that will listen that Madonna is a whore. Ted hires me as his designated driver.

Lance Armstrong arrives in style. He has Paris Hilton on his arm. But nobody pays attention to Lance. The question on everyone's mind is if Paris Hilton is wearing underpants. Lance throws a temper tantrum and sues some stupid frenchman. He finally discovers no one is really interested anymore if he doped or not.

Dick Pound is there trying to wreck our fun.

Carerra shows up with Muhammed Ali. Carrera tried to explain to Ali during the night why multi-culturalism destroyed the Roman empire. Ali wants to know why George Foreman has his own line of cooking appliances.

And then ...... {Loud music blaring} in walks "Flyer." With a shit eating grin that says " I was right."

What a night!!!!!!!

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thebluetrain

Hell no the Coasties arent scared. They have been leading invasions since 1790 when they were formed.LOL.

Wurm

"...let's check out the Wurm..."

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wolfix

Is that you behind the drums?

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