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09-05.-2008, 11:01 AM
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Re: I know Lance well
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Quote: " I was lined up for a piss test with the other leading riders when I felt something wet, slimy and rigid against my perfectly formed thigh. I looked down...and to my amazement...It was Alberto...humping my leg like a dog! The shock! The horror! I knew then that I could never let Alberto get behind me if I valued my honour,and the race was lost for 2007." Cadel Evans It gets worse.
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09-05.-2008, 11:32 AM
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Re: I know Lance well
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WOW!!! So it wasn't "wheelsucking" at all...it was fear of being buggered by AC!!! Things are really starting to become much more clear for me now!
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10-05.-2008, 10:29 AM
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Re: I know Lance well
More revelations from my forthcoming book...
From post-race interview with Cadel Evans, in his own words... "It had been a hard day on the bike and I was looking forward to a massage. I had showered and lay stretched out on the massage table while I waited for the soigneur. Then I noticed the sound of heavy,rasping breathing behind me.I turned my head expecting to see Alphonse, my regular masseur but... It was Levi Leipheimer! Leerin' Levi! Clad in nothing but a towel and vigorously oiling a rubber clad digit! He was visibly.....excited..... I leapt to my feet and ran screaming from the shower rooms, pausing only briefly to tweak the pert nipples of one of Helmut's podium girls and to goose Michael Rasmussen. I knew then that 2007 was not to be the year I won the Tour."
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10-05.-2008, 10:36 AM
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Re: I know Lance well
Also in my upcoming tome...
Why US Postal was known to insiders,not as the "Blue Train", but..."The Daisy Chain". "Toilet Team Time Trials"....By a well known German team.... Michael Rasmussen's secret role as a CIA agent. It was Gitmo...not Mexico! How Lance and the Mennonite Brotherhood kept Floyd naked in a cellar for 10 years, pedalling a stationary trainer and....other things!
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