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05-05.-2008, 10:44 AM
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Re: I know Lance well
Now let me get this straight ....Lance was in the habit of getting his balloon knot regularly stretched by Mathew McConnaughy's bone and he's claiming that this was responsible for his vast improvement in cadence?
Do I have this right?
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05-05.-2008, 10:49 AM
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Yea, something like that....it increased his watts too.
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05-05.-2008, 11:12 AM
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Now I am worried. When SB starts getting involved in a race thread! (SB's views are more than welcome - just not used to seeing him out here)
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06-05.-2008, 06:03 AM
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06-05.-2008, 08:22 AM
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That last sentence is enough for me... I'm convinced!
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06-05.-2008, 10:53 AM
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06-05.-2008, 10:56 AM
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 Just so I have this clear in my mind.
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06-05.-2008, 11:59 PM
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If by "chocolate milkshakes" you mean a black male prostitute with a gigantic member, then yes, you are correct.
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07-05.-2008, 04:40 AM
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07-05.-2008, 10:20 AM
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The BMP w/GM has added a whole new dimension! Excuse the pun....
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07-05.-2008, 10:21 AM
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07-05.-2008, 10:25 AM
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And the missing testicle? Would it be correct that the missing sweatbread was as a result of a deviant menage a trois involving Lance, Richard Gere and a roid-raging gerbil?
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07-05.-2008, 12:01 PM
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Oh no, no, no. He had it right. Peddling, as to hawk... as hawk doping products. Don't even play like you don't have a business relationship with MJ. Don't even.
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07-05.-2008, 11:39 PM
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You are partially correct, it was a menage a trois with Gere, but the third partner was a sewer rat. It seems that they had "advanced" in their use of rodents by that point, and unfortunately for Lance, he grabbed the tail of a particularly ill tempered one that decided to fight back...sad really.
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08-05.-2008, 10:41 AM
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My critics know where they can point the finger of suspicion. Up their own crown seal, that's where!
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