The Thread about Nothing....

gplama

Into the head wind - maybe 1-2 maybe 5 seconds? If the shoes are smooth lined then it'd be negligible since the seams etc would act as dimples/disturbance/etc... though I'm no gynaecologist when it comes to such things.

In other news.... "Our Jana is out of the Smoglympics"

jock.c

Yes. It was awful.

I had a fine set of crust over a couple of large road rash areas, dry and cracking perfectly. It was just starting to get itchy around the edges and everything.

Then a physio turns to a nurse and says "get this covered up!". That physio hated my guts. She had previously caught me lifting my full bodyweight up using the arm with the broken scapula and ordered me to be fitted in a sling 24x7. Biatch. It wasn't like it was hurting or anything (morphine has that effect I'm told). I ended up hating her too. Biatch.

Anyway, the crust melted away into the browny green slime and I developed a nice dose of strep. Joy! Somehow bacteria got involved and were very happy in their new sealed humidicrib. Faarken I was crook for days before they decided to take any action. To add to the misery the lab couldn't work out which strain of infection I had, and the ABs they were giving me were doing the equivalent of glaring menacingly at the bacteria. The bacteria laughed and carried on polluting my blood. Joy!

So I guess I'm not a fan.

gplama

Have to squint, but both are in check

gplama

Dry? Jono, whats the magic goo we use? Salvo, Seppostopper, Ssomething? Pure gold that stuff.

jock.c

Salvol?

Bunch of blouses. A quick rinse with powerade and on yer way.

Gusboh

I'd love to see if it really cost time. Nev probably has some cool obscure german study for us

As for Jana - did she pull that little heart muscle of hers? She's injured more often than i'm pissed.

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classic1

Botto gold at BF

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Collingwood - 2008 AFL Premiers

classic1 is on the bandwagon early this year

Jono L

Solu-Site. Best shit goin round hey tags? Whack a Melonin patch on top and hey presto ya good to go.

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Classic1-
Don't get me started on triathletes. Sluggo wearing, mechanically inept, dirty, dribbling, elbow steering spawn of Satan. Anyone who sticks food to their bike is a disgrace IMHO.

Jono L

Keep telling yourself that toughman

I prefer my bedsheets and pants when they are NOT stuck to the side of my hip because the scar keeps cracking and pussing all over my clothes.

Keep it clean. Keep it moist. Keep it wrapped ( oh no, I'm walking straight into a thunder/classic ghey joke)

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Don't get me started on triathletes. Sluggo wearing, mechanically inept, dirty, dribbling, elbow steering spawn of Satan. Anyone who sticks food to their bike is a disgrace IMHO.

matagi

Unless you're Uncle Jock, then you just sit there whimpering and complaining about the ooze.

Gusboh

Uh oh - i can see major sledging on the TAN ride!!! I love it.

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classic1

Actually, I was gonna chime in with a muff joke.

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classic1 is on the bandwagon early this year

thunder

tagsi, please please pleeeeeeeeese, can I put some golden triangle opiates in those needles...

please

jock.c

That's it! I'm taking the teeth out for the next N-TAN ride



Did I mention that I object to stupid bits of plastic pretending to be miracle healing agents?