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Old 21-02.-2006, 09:59 AM   #16
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reminds me of an event a couple of years back, a work collegue got his car broken into in a supermarket carpark (Tesco) the thieves broke the window, stole 6 quid in loose change and a couple of CDs.

totally missed the two laptops and compact presentation projector in the back seat, combined value of 5 grand.
Burglars stole my change jar,with about $10 in it.
They ignored the $400 in notes sitting next to it.

If they had brains,they wouldn't be burglars.They would get an MBA and steal legally.
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Old 21-02.-2006, 07:43 PM   #17
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a princess.

i can vouch for this actually, i saw him at the King's last Christmas playing Sleeping beauty in panto....
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Old 21-02.-2006, 10:00 PM   #18
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Burglars stole my change jar,with about $10 in it.
They ignored the $400 in notes sitting next to it.

If they had brains,they wouldn't be burglars.They would get an MBA and steal legally.

Glad to hear the thieves are just as dumb all over the world.
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Old 21-02.-2006, 10:16 PM   #19
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i can vouch for this actually, i saw him at the King's last Christmas playing Sleeping beauty in panto....
...and zapper saw me in outer space...when he was in the space cadets...
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...and zapper saw me in outer space...when he was in the space cadets...

speaking of Zap, where is he?
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Old 21-02.-2006, 11:04 PM   #21
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speaking of Zap, where is he?
Still in outer space.The controls are set for the heart of the sun.
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Old 21-02.-2006, 11:16 PM   #22
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Still in outer space.The controls are set for the heart of the sun.
...all I did was press a few buttons on the matt-black control panel,and zappy just sort of ..
disappeared !
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Old 21-02.-2006, 11:18 PM   #23
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i can vouch for this actually, i saw him at the King's last Christmas playing Sleeping beauty in panto....
"Do-Do" got the part of Prince Ruprecht.
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Old 22-02.-2006, 12:03 AM   #24
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Actually,I didn't claim any of those things ( except for having been a cop).You're a liar.
"One of the worst non-contact psychological traumas...",give us a break,you big girl.Someone who posts on the net about "Do-Do problems" obviously has a lot of psychological problems but you can't blame that on a burglary.It might be an irritation and an annoyance but it's nothing more than that.
If you're so interested in my police career...do a search,when you learn how.I am naturally mildly flattered by the attention,even from a headcase.
I ,on the other hand,have no interest in the sad,empty life of someone feels the need to post with such monotonous "regularity" about his excretory functions.
It isn't the actual function that is so funny,it's the fact that you can't shut up about it!

Oh baby, you vicious fairy. Hey! that's a great new tag line. I think I'll start using that. "Remember to say hello to steviebaby, the vicious fairy. What do you think?
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You admit you had a fake Rolex. Now that is a crime,besides if he or she reads this forum they will be tipped off to come back for the bike now.
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Old 22-02.-2006, 12:11 AM   #26
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You admit you had a fake Rolex. Now that is a crime,besides if he or she reads this forum they will be tipped off to come back for the bike now.
Yeah, you better hope he doesn't read this forum.
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Old 22-02.-2006, 12:14 AM   #27
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Oh baby, you vicious fairy. Hey! that's a great new tag line. I think I'll start using that. "Remember to say hello to steviebaby, the vicious fairy. What do you think?
Whatever...your highness!
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Whatever...your highness!

Come on now, you vicious fairy, what fun will today be if you don't rant?
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Come on now, you vicious fairy, what fun will today be if you don't rant?
...go tell oprah...
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Come on now, you vicious fairy, what fun will today be if you don't rant?
...if you keep banging your pots,ruprecht,soon you won't have any...!
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