Cheney : Shoots his, err, friend !?!?

jhuskey

People are shot and killed every few minutes ,with malice. No one gives a rats ass about them. Especially career politician like Hlllary Clinton and the media doesn't even report some of them let alone dwell on them for days.
The whole thing is an elaborate farce.
Lets talk about something that matters, a hunting accident doesn't rate a minus 1 on a scale of 1000.
Running a traffic light is more dangerous.

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Felt_Rider

On the topic of shooting I just got home and found that S&W has sent me a free range bag.

http://www.shootingusa.com/LATEST_U.../gam_offer.html

If any of you libs have purchased a new S&W lately you can get one of these, but you need to hurry. Time is almost out.

.........and I got some more cycling stuff from Performance today so my weekend is off to a good start.

Hey guys I was just having fun participating with you today.
Have a nice weekend and I hope you can get some miles on the bike.

EoinC

What is it with that shite? I work with a plethora of Texans (and no, I'm not saying all Texans do this) who go huntin' back home by buying some time on a fenced-in farm where they spread corn on the ground and sit in a permanent hide waiting for the hapless deer to come walking over so that they can blow it away.
These boys (try 50+ year old men) come back from their holidays bragging about what they managed to bag. Weird shite. About the only challenging aspect seems to be running the risk of getting blown away by one of your mates while you're laying down the corn. More sporting to dodge the traffic when crossing the road to the Butcher's shop.
What happened to climbing mountains and carrying out your bag on your back?

ptlwp

I'm not barefoot OR pregnant.....but I keep a tidy house and cook dinner every night except weekends. I am also raising a teenage son......cuckoo..cuckoo...

Thank you very much.

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Billsworld

R U breaking my balls over my crappy spelling? No born in Concord Ma. Family dates back to the beginning of the U.S..

stevebaby

There you go,jumping to conclusions and assuming I meant "shit" when in fact, I meant "shot".I was merely trying to protect the sensibilities of all my reperblican friends for whom the word"shot" is a reminder that the reperb vp is an incompetent nincompoop.
The sparrow that my dad made me eat tasted like .177 air rifle ammo."Appetiser" would be an inappropriate term to describe something with the texture of baling twine.
Fortunately my dad never found out about the rats.
Without ever having eaten either,I believe I can safely assert ,as part of the diet of the catfish consists of the excreta of other fish,that catfish and shit have a similar taste.Unless you have the misfortune to consume faeces (in the literal sense,not metaphorically by your spouse) you cannot deny my argument.
As a keen amateur cook,I believe the best method for cooking both sparrows and catfish would be to flambe them in a couple of litres of petrol until nothing remains except a small greasy stain on the barbecue.

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jhuskey

Oh ,you have enriched and revived a memory,thanks! My father ,now deceased, several times regaled me with the proper way to cook Carp.
First dig a deep pit, fill it with hot coals. place the Carp on the coals with proper spice,fig leafs,Garlic and such as desired. Now cover the Carp and pit with Horseshit.
Wait 45 minutes!
Uncover the pit,recover the contents ,throw the Carp away and eat the Horseshit.

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stevebaby

I once met a bloke in NQ who believed that anything less than hunting feral pigs on foot with a knife was for girls.He had been a live deer catcher in NZ,jumping from the skid of a helo,grabbing the antlers and wrestling the deer to the ground.
He was also the only bloke I ever saw eat a middy glass.
Naturally,he was a k-one dubya-one.

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stevebaby

If we're swapping recipes,here's the preferred method for cooking a cockatoo...
Pluck and clean the cockatoo and place in a large pot of boiling water with a smooth stone.Simmer until the stone becomes tender.
Then eat the stone.

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ptlwp

Geez, get off this Dick Chaney Stuff; he is an evil dickhead who nearly everyone here despises...stop wasting good time on this evil bastardo.

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jhuskey

Sounds like a similar recipe,now send me a damn Cockatoo to try out the recipe. I am fresh out!

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stevebaby

I agree about loony,but surely being able to ridicule evil and laugh at it robs it of some of its power?
Which is why the nazis banned charlie chaplin's "The Little Dictator".What a pity that more germans never had the opportunity to see that one.
I saw it again recently.It remains surprisingly relevant to contemporary events.

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EoinC

I reckon I'd get sick of that. I may give it about an hour, and then I'd ask them to stop killing me so frequently, or to change their method.

wolfix

I was just having some fun......I just couldn't resist it. Raising the teen age son makes you a saint, but having a clean house and dinner on the table makes you extra special...... Of course you are Jewish .....are you allowed to be a saint? What is the Jewish version of sainthood?

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