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Simmons claims having sexual encounters with 4,600 women (aka: Whoo-HAAW!!)

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Old 18-11.-2005, 12:48 AM   #16
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Default Re: Simmons claims having sexual encounters with 4,600 women (aka: Whoo-HAAW!!)

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morelike hypocrisy.
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Old 18-11.-2005, 12:52 AM   #17
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okay, i just emailed Gene Simmons,

he says that 3 girls are on you lap....doing 'stuff'

one is giving you a shoulder massage, one a foot rub and the 6th is pouring your a pint of cold beer.



All 6 naked ,of course.
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Old 18-11.-2005, 12:54 AM   #18
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okay, i just emailed Gene Simmons,

he says that 3 girls are on you lap....doing 'stuff'

one is giving you a shoulder massage, one a foot rub and the 6th is pouring your a pint of cold beer.
If Carrera were there he could perform a few of his boring card tricks….
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Old 18-11.-2005, 01:15 AM   #19
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All 6 naked ,of course.

i would imagine that clothes with only be a hindrance in such a small room.
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Old 18-11.-2005, 01:38 AM   #20
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Being a child of the 70's, I was/am a big Kiss fan. As Lim said, it must be the "Rock Star" status, as with the athletes mentioned here also (Wilt). I guess that's why Gene is in his Late 50's and still not married. No one would want to settle down with a doormat. If it floats his boat, good for him (I guess).
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Old 18-11.-2005, 03:22 AM   #21
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All 6 naked ,of course.
Didn't Gene write this gem?


You need my love baby, oh so bad
You're not the only one I've ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don't you know you'll be in misery

They call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my lovin', don't you know it's true

So if you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby, I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is a kiss

So call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I am your doctor of love (calling Dr. Love), haaaaaa
They call me (Dr. Love), they call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)

Ooh, they call me (Dr. Love)
I am the doctor of love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
Ooh, they Call me (Dr. Love)
I am your doctor of love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinking of (calling Dr. Love), ooh, yeah
Yeah, they call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
Love, love, love, (Dr. Love)
Love, love, love, love, (calling Dr. Love) love Dr. Love
(Calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' (Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure
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Old 18-11.-2005, 04:31 PM   #22
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The mind boggles.What do you do with
six girls at a time?

He probably had that giraffe tongue of his wrapped around at least 2 of them.
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Old 18-11.-2005, 08:59 PM   #23
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you dont do anything with them, its them that do it to you..

your job is to sit back and let them get on with whatever it is that young women do best..

One's sandin'.One's paintin'.One's openin' oysters.One's openin' beer,and number five is oilin' my chain.
Number six is Nicole Kidman,and she's polishin' the crossbar.
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Referee a game of Trivial Pursuit ?

Nude scrummage training?
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Nude scrummage training?


Having seen a Women's 15 demolish each other I would rather not mess with the forwards.
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Old 18-11.-2005, 11:30 PM   #26
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she's polishin' the crossbar.

is that what you call it these days..?

nah, the big man just likes his women the same as his beer, in six packs.

Its real difficult having a massive sexual appettie. somehow we just learn to live with it.
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