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31-08.-2006, 01:59 AM
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Re: Blonde joke
TWO BLONDS WALK INTO A BUILDING
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31-08.-2006, 05:00 AM
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Re: Blonde joke
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said . . . You'll love this . . Yep. I know you will . . "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
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31-08.-2006, 09:01 AM
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Re: Blonde joke
haha, i like the paint one...
how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool a blonde was going to disneyland and saw a sign "Disneyland Left" so she sighed and went home how do you punish a blonde? put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. |
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21-12.-2006, 11:16 AM
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Re: Blonde joke
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How do you guys know this Barbie stuff? YOU'RE GROWN MEN AND OR WOMEN!!!!!
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15-01.-2007, 12:05 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
Blonde jokes are hilarious! Here's one:
A blonde walks into a curtain store. She approaches the clerk and asked if he has any curtains the size of a computer screen. Perplexed, the clerk asks: "Why would you need a curtain the size of a computer monitor." Annoyed, the blonde replies: "Helllllooooo, I have Windows!" |
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17-01.-2007, 06:42 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
blonde may have more fun................. but they also have more std's to..........
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03-02.-2007, 09:07 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
lool
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01-05.-2007, 01:35 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
Hey, I didn't know any blonde jokes, but now, thanks to you guys, I know a lot of them! keep up the good work!
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02-05.-2007, 01:21 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
I might post some soon...
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05-05.-2007, 08:12 AM
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Re: Blonde joke
A blonde was pulled over by a cop one day.
The cop, who was also a blonde, walked up to her window and said, "Can I see your drivers license please?" "Okay," the blonde replied. She looked through her purse and couldn't find it, so she checked the glove compartment of her car and still couldn't find it. She asked the cop, "I can't seem to find it, can you tell me what it looks like?" The cop answered, "Well it's square-shaped and it has your picture on it." "Oh," said the blonde, so she checked through her purse again. She pulled out her small, square-shaped compact and opened it. She looked into the mirror and saw her face. "Oh, here it is." She said as she handed the mirror to the cop. The cop looked at the mirror, sighed, and looked back at the blonde and said, "No, stupid, this is MY license."
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05-05.-2007, 09:37 AM
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Re: Blonde joke
That is the dumbest but the funniest blonde joke I've EVER heard...
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11-05.-2007, 03:39 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
kinda don't get some of these..
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11-05.-2007, 05:34 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
4 blonds in a pub they order Bubbly and
down their glasses with cheers of 3 days yeeehhhhhh. they order another bottle And the same rousing cheer of 3 days,yeeeeehhh with every toast. THE GUY AT THE TABLE NEXT TO THERE'S,INQUIRES? Hey! what are you girls celebrating? Well we just completed a puzzle and on the box it said 3-4 years and it only took us 3 days. |
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07-07.-2007, 02:29 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
How do blonds keep their ankles warm?....With their panties.
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07-07.-2007, 06:46 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
Blonde walks into a bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept.
She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow R10,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the papers and everything checked out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank manager and its staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a R500,000 Rolls as collateral against a R10,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the R10,000 and the interest, which comes to R141.66. The bank manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow R10,000?" The blond replies ... "Where else in Johannesburg can I park my car for two weeks for only R141.66 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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