Is George Bush A Figure Of Fun?

davidmc

Two term's max. It's the law over here.

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Carrera

"They could still be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas on a turkey farm." —George W. Bush, on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, Washington, D.C. , April 13, 2004

"Coalition forces have encountered serious violence in some areas of Iraq. Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!" —George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000

"If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 18, 2000

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 18, 2000

"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is — I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000

Carrera

"There a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'" —George W. Bush, Boston, Mass., Oct. 3, 2000

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy." —George W. Bush, Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000

"America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points." —George W. Bush, aboard his campaign plane, Sept. 18, 2000

"This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them." —George W. Bush, outside Pittsburgh, Sept. 8, 2000

MountainPro

funny.....i think this is what we call 'clutching at straws'..
i think the phrase he is wrestling with is 'If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for everything'. A socialist rhetoric.

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Carrera

"They could still be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas on a turkey farm."

I guess the joke here is that the said 50 tons of mustard gas would have had a rather detrimental effect on the turkeys.

Carrera

The one below is even funnier. It's as if Bush really was expecting champaigne and roses from a bunch of people who endured several years of international isolation, crippling medical and food sanctions and the arming and endorsement of a dictator who turned Iraq into a police state.

[FONT=Arial[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]]"Coalition forces have encountered serious violence [/COLOR] [/FONT] in some areas of Iraq. Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004

Carrera

"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2002

I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's "Bush at War"

Darjevon

He probably reads those cheap celeb magazines like The National Enquirer. Remember before the election, when they all printed "John Kerry Sex Scandal!" I bought all those magazines because I figured they might become valuable in the future, after the republican species Homo Stupidens dies out.

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stevebaby

Come on zappy,respond!Where are the other members of the coalition of stupidity (jaggy and husky)? Come on,get up on your hind legs and defend the presidential moron!
If you can put a coherent sentence together......

What does this say about the people who voted for bush? Do they just have a really warped sense of humour,too subtle for the rest of the world,or are they just as stupid as he is?