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15-10.-2008, 08:54 PM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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Sorry for the sarcasm, but as a proud american, I'd like to have something better to brag about other than my right (and need) to own deadly weapons.

ok, dhk...how about bragging about this: you're fortunate enough to live in the most free country on the planet.

there's a big price tag that comes with that freedom. it's the responsibility to defend it.

if folks prefer less freedom in trade for more security, there's always australia or someplace similar.

PATRIOT Act...bwahahahaha

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15-10.-2008, 10:33 PM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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As long as we don't run out of beer....

At last, we find common ground!

15-10.-2008, 11:00 PM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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At last, we find common ground!

He also likes women with nice breasts.

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16-10.-2008, 05:34 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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As long as we don't run out of beer....

DON'T EVEN THINK HORRIBLE THOUGHTS SUCH AS THIS

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16-10.-2008, 06:18 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB

Sorry for the sarcasm, but as a proud american, I'd like to have something better to brag about other than my right (and need) to own deadly weapons.

ok, dhk...how about bragging about this: you're fortunate enough to live in the most free country on the planet.

there's a big price tag that comes with that freedom. it's the responsibility to defend it.

if folks prefer less freedom in trade for more security, there's always australia or someplace similar.

PATRIOT Act...bwahahahaha

Hmmm. And I thought the price of freedom was having to listen to blowhards yammer about how they wuz defending our feedom and stuff my walkin' round with that .45 concealed, lubed up, and tucked snugly inside their man pussy.

Who knew? Maybe some of those red blooded True Americans will own up to how much it hurts when they pull their gunmetal Patriot out of their chocolate abyss and that gun sight snags the ol sausage squeezer.

Patriot Act....freedom. Uh-huh. That would be funny if it weren't for all those idiots who actually believed those two ideas belonged together.

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16-10.-2008, 12:32 PM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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DON'T EVEN THINK HORRIBLE THOUGHTS SUCH AS THIS

He is not thinking that. He just wants to go for the shock value of the possibility
If I need to carry a gun to insure my right to beer,then "by cracky" I always loved that term because it reminds me of a reference to............. well never mind, by cracky I will.

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19-10.-2008, 09:15 AM

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19-10.-2008, 09:39 AM	#2708
CAMPYBOB Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 834	Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment? Who knew? Not you. Stevie just pulled this .45 out of alienator's oversized cornhole. being the big-brained scientist he is, alienator was smart enough to use the short, rounded blade model 1911. Unfortunately, the acidic nature of alienator's vitriolic personality disolved the cocobolo grip scales and pitted the parkerized finish. The day the Patriot Act was passed, alienator's ph got the better of that hardened tool steel and the hammer just evaporated in his overused bunghole. Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never use cosmoline as an anal lube when Stevie comes over to party with you. Last edited by CAMPYBOB : 19-10.-2008 at 10:05 AM.

19-10.-2008, 10:17 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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Who knew?

Not you.

Stevie just pulled this .45 out of alienator's oversized cornhole. being the big-brained scientist he is, alienator was smart enough to use the short, rounded blade model 1911.

Unfortunately, the acidic nature of alienator's vitriolic personality disolved the cocobolo grip scales and pitted the parkerized finish. The day the Patriot Act was passed, alienator's ph got the better of that hardened tool steel and the hammer just evaporated in his overused bunghole.

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never use cosmoline as an anal lube

I don't own a gun of any kind. I don't think Alienator does either.
The only logical assumption that any reasonable person could arrive at after reading your asinine comment about Cosmoline is "Spongebob is speaking from personal experience"...

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19-10.-2008, 10:20 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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Who knew?
Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never use cosmoline as an anal lube.

Ummm yeah, right...

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19-10.-2008, 10:25 AM	#2711
CAMPYBOB Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 834	Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment? I don't own a gun of any kind. I don't think Alienator does either. Well, we wouldn't call it a 'gun' either after what you and your little butt-buddy did to it. Next time, just stick to playing hide the salami with each other.

19-10.-2008, 10:39 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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I don't own a gun of any kind. I don't think Alienator does either.

Well, we wouldn't call it a 'gun' either after what you and your little butt-buddy did to it.

Next time, just stick to playing hide the salami with each other.

What's with the obsession about anal sex and sticking guns up yourself? You just go on and on about the subject....

To each their own, but it's a very, very odd...

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19-10.-2008, 10:43 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never use cosmoline as an anal lube.

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19-10.-2008, 10:45 AM	#2714
CAMPYBOB Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 834	Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment? What's with the obsession about anal sex and sticking guns up yourself? I haven't a clue. Better ask your 'good buddy', alienator, next time you're having a 'gun slamming' session (is that what the kids are calling these days?). He's the moron that brought it up.

19-10.-2008, 10:51 AM

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Re: How many of you carry a gun as part of your cycling equipment?

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What's with the obsession about anal sex and sticking guns up yourself?

I haven't a clue.

Better ask your 'good buddy', alienator, next time you're having a 'gun slamming' session (is that what the kids are calling these days?).

He's the moron that brought it up.

What a wild imagination you have. I'm in a different country.Thousands of k's apart.
But if it helps when you're fondling your "gun"....you keep fantasising about it...

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