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11-11.-2004, 09:03 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
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Huskey, This sought of reminds me of the old joke to wit "My wife always likes to talk to me when she's having sex. The other night she rung me from a hotel." Boom Boom.  Kind regards,
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13-11.-2004, 04:11 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
Yeah, sex and cycling relates..... it depends on my mood whether i want to go short and fast or long and slow. :P
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13-11.-2004, 12:35 PM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
Because some people like to play rough and get dirty.
Others like to do it more traditionally. You'll be embarassed if you get off before you mean to. It doesn't have to hurt, but sometimes we like it to.  |
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14-11.-2004, 07:33 PM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
In order to become a master u must first learn to eat some grass.
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27-11.-2004, 02:37 PM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
I just hate always getting stuck with the women that always call out their own name when having sex.
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30-11.-2004, 10:18 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
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RR, What's wrong with "Oh Yeahs" or "Oh Faark" as names? These days you should be just a little multicultural. I like the sound of them; They have a nice ring to them. Anyway all you need to do is ask them their name before you crawl into bed. The ones that worry me are those with long strong finger nails that seem to always dig them in between the cheeks of my ass, if you understand. Not too bad at the time but not to pleasant after the dust settles. Kind regards,
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30-11.-2004, 10:21 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
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And hard to explain if your wife or girlfriend didn't do it.
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31-12.-2004, 12:38 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
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My mates wife once told me, "Sex is like Rain"? You never know when you'll get any? When you do you'll never know how much you'll get? And finally how long it's going to last? So there you go? TBC |
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31-12.-2004, 12:49 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
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how funny, & true... |
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31-12.-2004, 01:43 AM
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Re: Sex is like cycling because....
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My local weather forecast in almost always wrong. I knew I had something else I could balme on the weatherman.
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