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Communism vs. Capitalism vs other forms of governments

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Old 07-05.-2005, 08:51 AM   #46
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Stage 2 of Jojoville.

Upon seeing the horrific deaths of over 2 billion drug addicts, I would then flee to mars. I would spend many, many years there, first developing an elixir of life, then a potion to make me much, much bigger (size of the solar system). I would then, with my enormous size, build yet another concrete wall, this time circumventing the entirity of the earth. I would label one side "a-holes" and the other "people who really piss me off" (im sure the latter would be at least 70% pentecostal rednecks) Then, I would proceed to make a concrete sphere so very large that it would envelop the entire earth. I then attach a large tube to the sphere and drain away the atmosphere, which I would sell to the government of BLOGRON-17 for profit. As millions of earthlings die of suffocation, I would reduce myself to normal size and go live on the left-wing planet of GARDON-21, where I would spend eternity with several attractive, newly purchased female slaves on a remote, beautiful island.
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To think I came to this thread wanting to know if it was possible to mount a suspension fork on an old Raleigh m60.
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Stage 2 of Jojoville.

Upon seeing the horrific deaths of over 2 billion drug addicts, I would then flee to mars. I would spend many, many years there, first developing an elixir of life, then a potion to make me much, much bigger (size of the solar system). I would then, with my enormous size, build yet another concrete wall, this time circumventing the entirity of the earth. I would label one side "a-holes" and the other "people who really piss me off" (im sure the latter would be at least 70% pentecostal rednecks) Then, I would proceed to make a concrete sphere so very large that it would envelop the entire earth. I then attach a large tube to the sphere and drain away the atmosphere, which I would sell to the government of BLOGRON-17 for profit. As millions of earthlings die of suffocation, I would reduce myself to normal size and go live on the left-wing planet of GARDON-21, where I would spend eternity with several attractive, newly purchased female slaves on a remote, beautiful island.


I glad you like my class labels but why buy slave girls when you can kidnap them,much more fun. As far as stealing the atmosphere industries like TVA and others that won't comply with pollution standards have beaten you to it.
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