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On May 15, 1:13 am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > I too have made sacrifices in the War on Terror. As part of our national
> > effort, for the duration, I've sworn to give up terrorism.
>
> > I sure hope we can win this war soon enough. A man needs his hobbies,
> > after all.
>
> I'd have thought your other hobby of killing off the 3rd world population
> would take up all your time. Unless of course you've got bored and decided
> to leave it to the cyclones and earthquakes.

Well, as you know I work at a university, and since
universities are part of the Liberal Science Conspiracy,
in principle they're on board with the project. However,
it turns out that there is some extra red tape, since
global genocide has to be vetted and rubber-stamped by an
human-subjects-research IRB (Institutional Review Board).

Ben

b.jw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
>> > I too have made sacrifices in the War on Terror. As part of our
>> > national effort, for the duration, I've sworn to give up terrorism.
>> > I sure hope we can win this war soon enough. A man needs his hobbies,
>> > after all.

Donald Munro wrote:
>> I'd have thought your other hobby of killing off the 3rd world
>> population would take up all your time. Unless of course you've got
>> bored and decided to leave it to the cyclones and earthquakes.

bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> Well, as you know I work at a university, and since universities are part
> of the Liberal Science Conspiracy, in principle they're on board with the
> project. However, it turns out that there is some extra red tape, since
> global genocide has to be vetted and rubber-stamped by an
> human-subjects-research IRB (Institutional Review Board).

I used to work at a University myself back in the 90's and you're right,
there's so much red tape. You even need to fill out a form in triplicate
on double-ply toilet paper before you can wipe your ass.

On May 16, 11:29 pm, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> >> > I too have made sacrifices in the War on Terror. As part of our
> >> > national effort, for the duration, I've sworn to give up terrorism.
> >> > I sure hope we can win this war soon enough. A man needs his hobbies,
> >> > after all.
> Donald Munro wrote:
> >> I'd have thought your other hobby of killing off the 3rd world
> >> population would take up all your time. Unless of course you've got
> >> bored and decided to leave it to the cyclones and earthquakes.
> b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > Well, as you know I work at a university, and since universities are part
> > of the Liberal Science Conspiracy, in principle they're on board with the
> > project. However, it turns out that there is some extra red tape, since
> > global genocide has to be vetted and rubber-stamped by an
> > human-subjects-research IRB (Institutional Review Board).
>
> I used to work at a University myself back in the 90's and you're right,
> there's so much red tape. You even need to fill out a form in triplicate
> on double-ply toilet paper before you can wipe your ass.

That's true of any large organization. The military is probably the
ultimate in red tape.
-Paul

In article
<a64b4793-285e-4d08-9ef8-bc55808b1505@f24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul G." <carbide@egine.com> wrote:

> On May 16, 11:29 pm, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > >> > I too have made sacrifices in the War on Terror. As part of our
> > >> > national effort, for the duration, I've sworn to give up terrorism.
> > >> > I sure hope we can win this war soon enough. A man needs his hobbies,
> > >> > after all.
> > Donald Munro wrote:
> > >> I'd have thought your other hobby of killing off the 3rd world
> > >> population would take up all your time. Unless of course you've got
> > >> bored and decided to leave it to the cyclones and earthquakes.
> > b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > > Well, as you know I work at a university, and since universities are part
> > > of the Liberal Science Conspiracy, in principle they're on board with the
> > > project. However, it turns out that there is some extra red tape, since
> > > global genocide has to be vetted and rubber-stamped by an
> > > human-subjects-research IRB (Institutional Review Board).
> >
> > I used to work at a University myself back in the 90's and you're right,
> > there's so much red tape. You even need to fill out a form in triplicate
> > on double-ply toilet paper before you can wipe your ass.
>
> That's true of any large organization. The military is probably the
> ultimate in red tape.
> -Paul

S'true. Getting so you can hardly even shoot anyone anymore:

<http://kaboomwarjournal.blogspot.com/2008/03/rules-of-engagement.html>

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