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Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
body panels.

$319.99

Must be the Euro.

If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
undershirt) ($120).

On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
<critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>body panels.
>
>$319.99
>
>Must be the Euro.
>
>If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>undershirt) ($120).


They see me rollin'

They hatin'

On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
<critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>body panels.
>
>$319.99
>
>Must be the Euro.
>
>If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>undershirt) ($120).

Yeah, that's nuts. What is it now, $5K for a weeks worth of riding
clothes?

On May 13, 2:07 pm, critposer <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> body panels.
>
> $319.99
>
> Must be the Euro.
>
> If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> undershirt) ($120).



Dumbass -


You still haven't figured out the intricacies of "pricing for Freds"
have you?

It's pretty damn simple. If it's more expensive, then it must be
cooler.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.

critposer wrote:
> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> body panels.
>
> $319.99
>
> Must be the Euro.
>
> If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> undershirt) ($120).

OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?

In article <2oudnUORR6PkyLfVnZ2dnUVZ_gydnZ2d@comcast.com>,
Fred Fredburger <Fred.Fredburger@Where.Are.The.Nachos.Huh> wrote:

> critposer wrote:
> > Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > body panels.
> >
> > $319.99
> >
> > Must be the Euro.
> >
> > If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > undershirt) ($120).
>
> OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?

It starts in XXXL.

--
tanx,
Howard

Whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky?
He got an icepick
That made his ears burn.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

On Tue, 13 May 2008 22:15:27 -0700, Howard Kveck
<YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote:

>In article <2oudnUORR6PkyLfVnZ2dnUVZ_gydnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> Fred Fredburger <Fred.Fredburger@Where.Are.The.Nachos.Huh> wrote:
>
>> critposer wrote:
>> > Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> > nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> > body panels.
>> >
>> > $319.99
>> >
>> > Must be the Euro.
>> >
>> > If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>> > ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>> > undershirt) ($120).
>>
>> OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?
>
> It starts in XXXL.

POTM

In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8jet@4ax.com>,
John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> <critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> >body panels.
> >
> >$319.99
> >
> >Must be the Euro.
> >
> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> >undershirt) ($120).
>
>
> They see me rollin'
>
> They hatin'

You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.

http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

On May 14, 7:19 am, Ryan Cousineau <rcous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8...@4ax.com>,
> John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetrem...@jt10000.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> > <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > >body panels.
>
> > >$319.99
>
> > >Must be the Euro.
>
> > >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > >undershirt) ($120).
>
> > They see me rollin'
>
> > They hatin'
>
> You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
>

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/
Although I'm not really sure of your point.

In article
<f40625eb-e2a5-4798-8f7c-350173d444b4@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
benn.trovato@hotmail.com wrote:

> On May 14, 7:19 am, Ryan Cousineau <rcous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8...@4ax.com>,
> > John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetrem...@jt10000.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> > > <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > > >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > > >body panels.
> >
> > > >$319.99
> >
> > > >Must be the Euro.
> >
> > > >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > > >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > > >undershirt) ($120).
> >
> > > They see me rollin'
> >
> > > They hatin'
> >
> > You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
> >
>
> http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/
> Although I'm not really sure of your point.

I'm suggesting JT has more in common with Al Yankovic than
Chamillionaire.

<http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Ridin-Feat-Krazie-Bone-lyrics-Cha
millionaire/1FB08E2507B73451482570BE000AB5C0>

Or perhaps, less provocatively, more in common with MC Frontalot than
Chamillionaire.

<http://frontalot.com/media.php/19/mc_frontalot_-_bitter_end_-_10_braggad
ocio.mp3>

And yes, I am a bad person. I'm working on that. The problem may be that
I haven't had a drink since Monday night.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

On May 13, 2:07 pm, critposer <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> body panels.
>
> $319.99
>
> Must be the Euro.
>
> If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> undershirt) ($120).

Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me
to have the clothing insured.

Are they offering a package deal of credit and inusurance?

critposer wrote:
>> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> body panels.
>> $319.99

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me to
> have the clothing insured.

But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an assos
splurge.

On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8jet@4ax.com>,
> John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
>> <critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> >body panels.
>> >
>> >$319.99
>> >
>> >Must be the Euro.
>> >
>> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>> >undershirt) ($120).
>>
>>
>> They see me rollin'
>>
>> They hatin'
>
>You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
>http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

In article <ptrm249n33vo5h1ii8iss13t94i5nnub1v@4ax.com>,
John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8jet@4ax.com>,
> > John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> >> <critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black slee

ves, solid color
> >> >body panels.
> >> >
> >> >$319.99
> >> >
> >> >Must be the Euro.
> >> >
> >> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> >> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> >> >undershirt) ($120).
> >>
> >>
> >> They see me rollin'
> >>
> >> They hatin'
> >
> >You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
> >
> >http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
> >http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
>
> Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Mr. Tomlinson, The Man would like to have a word with you.

Okay, yeah, it's jealousy talking,

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

In article <482b5652$0$19356$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com>,
Donald Munro <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com> wrote:

> critposer wrote:
> >> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> >> body panels.
> >> $319.99
>
> SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> > Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me to
> > have the clothing insured.
>
> But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an assos
> splurge.

They need to shed a 30 pounds anyway.

--
Michael Press

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
>> > Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me
>> > to have the clothing insured.

Donald Munro wrote:
>> But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an
>> assos splurge.

Michael Press wrote:
> They need to shed a 30 pounds anyway.

WE ARE NOT FAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUR SURFACE VEINS ARE CLEARLY VISIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if our owner goes into budget deficit and starts printing
monopoly $, we won't get any afternoon training rides from the Chinese.