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Crankyfeet
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ROFLMAOWTIME...:D
I was thinking Stupidity...
"Skank" might be too blunt...
Blunt...but frickin' hilarious.
:D :D :D
Okay,
adios amigos.
Bro Deal
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Okay, before I start a gift-wrapping marathon at home, I would like to open something for discussion....I just received a complimentary sample of the Britney Spears perfume...named Curious. I think with the talent on this forum, there must be someone who can come up with a better name for a Britney scent. So...(it's with trepidation I ask)...discuss.
Rank Skank
All these celebs pimping perfumes reminds me of something I read about Kirsten Dunst. Her friends call her "Stinky" because she doesn't shower very often. Now I cannot see an ad for a Kirsten Dunst movie without remembering that. I hope she doesn't come out with her own fragrance.
earth_dweller
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Okay, before I start a gift-wrapping marathon at home, I would like to open something for discussion....I just received a complimentary sample of the Britney Spears perfume...named Curious. I think with the talent on this forum, there must be someone who can come up with a better name for a Britney scent. So...(it's with trepidation I ask)...discuss.big sister, role model, skank
nns1400
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So, an egg and 2 slices of bacon walk into a bar...
And the bartender says....
I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast.
Crankyfeet
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CRANKY GOES TO FLORIDA KEYS.
A bit over a month ago, I spent a week down in South Beach, Miami, where I met up with Helmut for an adventure. I don't want to bore you here, if you're not interested, so I've thumbnailed my experience lobstering with Helmut, for those interested to read. Included a few pics as well.:)
nns1400
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Just got this in my email...
Did Santa bring you that?
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said, 'did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation.
The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
back of it.'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you got, did
Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.'
:p
Crankyfeet
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Okay. That's funny NNS.:D
nns1400
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Hey...looks like that was a cool trip to Florida...
I just heard something bizarre on the radio. It was a story about a dating service that matches you up to someone based on your DNA. :confused: Wouldn't they end up matching you to a relative or something?? I mean, I would do it for a bone marrow transplant...but a date? It might have been based in Arkansas though, I didn't hear the whole thing.
Crankyfeet
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Bro. I think I've found your soulmate. But not your Bro Ho. She's in my ride group that I had the party with last night. She does full triathlons (you know, the 2 mile swim, 110 mile ride, 26 mile run) and she's good at it. She would probably love to do those 100 mile ultras you're doing. She is heading down to Arizona to do a marathon early next year.
She's single, and has a body not dissimilar to Katarina Witt (OMG). I think I could do her in a sprint finish but her stamina is much better than mine. She's a little youngish for me (though if that wasn't a problem for her - I'm sure I could try to overcome my prejudice;) ). And I know I'm going to get grief from NNS just posting this picture and discussing her. :o
Crankyfeet
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Hey...looks like that was a cool trip to Florida...
I just heard something bizarre on the radio. It was a story about a dating service that matches you up to someone based on your DNA. :confused: Wouldn't they end up matching you to a relative or something?? I mean, I would do it for a bone marrow transplant...but a date? It might have been based in Arkansas though, I didn't hear the whole thing.Next thing they'll be doing is have you come in with a created picture of the kid you want to parent including abilities, and then they will DNA match you to a suitable mate so that you can produce it.
nns1400
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Bro. I think I've found your soulmate. But not your Bro Ho. She's in my ride group that I had the party with last night. She does full triathlons (you know, the 2 mile swim, 110 mile ride, 26 mile run) and she's good at it. She would probably would love to do those 100 mile ultras you're doing. She is heading down to Arizona to do a marathon early next year.
She's single, and has a body not dissimilar to Katarina Witt (OMG). I think I could do her in a sprint finish but her stamina is much better than mine. She's a little youngish for me, and I know I'm going to get grief from NNS just posting this picture and discussing her (NNS - you are better than this babe). :o
Oh, please...:rolleyes: You're not allowed to have other avatar girlfriends...I never said anything about real people. BTW, does she know you post pictures of her (and not yourself) on the internet? :eek:
I'm great at triathalons, you know...swim across the pool, ride to the spa, run downtown for a little shopping. :D Come back tan, manicured, with hot new shoes...
nns1400
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Next thing they'll be doing is have you come in with a created picture of the kid you want to parent including abilities, and then they will DNA match you to a suitable mate so that you can produce it.In a test tube...to go in a surrogate mother...
Crankyfeet
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Oh, please...:rolleyes: You're not allowed to have other avatar girlfriends...I never said anything about real people. BTW, does she know you post pictures of her (and not yourself) on the internet? :eek:
I'm great at triathalons, you know...swim across the pool, ride to the spa, run downtown for a little shopping. :D Come back tan, manicured, with hot new shoes...Thats my avatar girl, and the sort of triathlete I'm more comfortable with.
And believe it or not, I actually asked her if I could post her picture, because I already had the above "Bro-soulmate" FID post in mind before I had someone take the snap. Just taking one of her individually though may have been viewed as a little creepy perhaps.:rolleyes:
Mind you, getting one taken together is almost as creepy in hindsight.:rolleyes: :eek:
And I just realized that there are 60 or so people in this ride group that would now know who Crankyfeet is if they came on this thread.:eek: :D
nns1400
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Thats my avatar girl, and the sort of triathlete I'm more comfortable with.
And believe it or not, I actually asked her if I could post her picture, because I already had the above "Bro-soulmate" FID post in mind before I had someone take the snap. Just taking one of her individually though may have been viewed as a little creepy perhaps.:rolleyes:
Mind you, getting one taken together is almost as creepy in hindsight.:rolleyes: :eek:
And I just realized that there are 60 or so people in this ride group that would now know who Crankfeet is if they came on this thread.:eek: :D
What kind of superhero are you?? Giving away your identity like that...now if your enemies find out who I am, they will kidnap me and dangle me off a tower as bait! One of my shoes could fall off!!
So...you've advanced from thread-keeper to match-maker?
Crankyfeet
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What kind of superhero are you?? Giving away your identity like that...now if your enemies find out who I am, they will kidnap me and dangle me off a tower as bait! One of my shoes could fall off!! That wouldn't work because I don't know who you are.;)
So...you've advanced from thread-keeper to match-maker?Will you quit-it on the thread-keeper crap. :mad:
nns1400
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That wouldn't work because I don't know who you are.;)
Will you quit-it on the thread-keeper crap. :mad:
So you won't come to save Natasha, the one-shoed girl with the huge tracts of land?? :p :p :p
Touchy, touchy about you-know-what, Cranky...Klodifan is the one who said that...and she reigns. But if you're going to start giving me mad faces, I will stop. I like inspiring happy "moodicons" ;).
nns1400
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Okay, maybe this forum isn't dying...but this server is still so FREAKIN' SLOW I'm about to have a FREAKIN' STROKE! Or maybe I've just been drinking too much caffeine.
Either way, I'm off to feed the masses...these darn kids expect to eat at least three times a day...:rolleyes:
earth_dweller
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Yeah what's up with the server?
and mow for something completely different... I need help, I am addicted to the Traveler IQ challenge game (http://www.travelpod.com/traveler-iq)... I need to beat my highest score...
help me please
Crankyfeet
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So you won't come to save Natasha, the one-shoed girl with the huge tracts of land?? :p :p :p
Touchy, touchy about you-know-what, Cranky...Klodifan is the one who said that...and she reigns. But if you're going to start giving me mad faces, I will stop. I like inspiring happy "moodicons" ;).Natasha...I would save you if you had huge tracts of land, irrespective of whether I knew you were NNS or not.
And I thought it was everyone else who was touchy about the thread-keeper stuff. Here I'll show you what I mean.
I am the FID THREAD-KEEPER and MODERATOR. If I don't like your posts or changes of subject, I can't delete 'em but I will POO-POO on your parade.
Give it about 5 minutes. Edie will be in here.
Crankyfeet
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Yeah what's up with the server?
and mow for something completely different... I need help, I am addicted to the Traveler IQ challenge game (http://www.travelpod.com/traveler-iq)... I need to beat my highest score...
help me please
OK I got to level 11. 459,000 pts and an IQ of 121 whatever that means. I flunked out on two Australian cities on level 11. Nundle and Geraldton. Never heard of the first one and I grew up about 500 miles from it.
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