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Crankyfeet
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This is what you're gonna get if you don't quit complainin'! :D
I think I am safe as Mel. I just have to start knocking back some heavy liquor and I will be able to fend of anything you throw at me with my viscious, highly prejudiced, intoxicated verbal barbs.
stevebaby
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I take it that the invention of the inflatable has made life a lot easier and improved things for you now. :D :DIt certainly has.
Advantages of an inflatable girlfriend.
Never get credit card bills for $500 shoes.
They never get "headaches".
No PMT!
No backchat.
I can leave the loo seat in any damn position I want to.
She never bitches about my wildly excessive beer consumption.
Never have to suffer through "chick movies".
Never asks "Does my arse look big in this?"
But the best reason of all...when she goes down, just apply a sticky patch and after a bit of pumping...all is well again! :D
Crankyfeet
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It certainly has.
Advantages of an inflatable girlfriend.
Never get credit card bills for $500 shoes.
They never get "headaches".
No PMT!
No backchat.
I can leave the loo seat in any damn position I want to.
She never bitches about my wildly excessive beer consumption.
Never have to suffer through "chick movies".
Never asks "Does my arse look big in this?"
But the best reason of all...when she goes down, just apply a sticky patch and after a bit of pumping...all is well again! :DDoes your doll complain that you're on the forum, but ignoring it? Or that you haven't noticed its new avatar? Or that it doesn't like the mostly fully clothed pictures you've been transferring from the Bloody Soap Box to the Bike Cafe?
nns1400
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Does your doll complain that you're on the forum, but ignoring her? Or that you haven't noticed her new avatar? Or that she doesn't like the mostly fully clothed pictures you've been transferring from the Bloody Soap Box to the Bike Cafe?
That sounds like viscious, highly prejudiced, intoxicated verbal barbs! But if you think Steve's doll and pump sound more satisfying...by all means, go for it! :rolleyes:
I'll be out shoe shopping...til you come crawling back. :D And m-a-y-b-e I'll take you back...
Crankyfeet
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That sounds like viscious, highly prejudiced, intoxicated verbal barbs! But if you think Steve's doll and pump sound more satisfying...by all means, go for it! :rolleyes:
I'll be out shoe shopping...til you come crawling back. :D And m-a-y-b-e I'll take you back...You're right<hiccup>. Stevebaby's doll and pump don't sound very good compared to a purring Catgirl in black leather.;):)
nns1400
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You're right. Stevebaby's doll and pump don't sound very good compared to a purring Catgirl in black leather.;):)
I thought you might see it that way...;)
Anyway, what does anybody think about Michael Vick getting 23 months in prison? I think it's kinda ridiculous...only in the sense that if he beat up his girlfriend or something he'd get probation.
C'dale Girl
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You're still my number one forum avatar girlfriend. :)
But C'dale, Klodi, and Edie are a very close so you need to stay on your toes.
And to think, I jumped into that A list without the need of any avatars; just pure C'Girl baby. ;) :p :D
C'dale Girl
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For that dominant, but sexy (if that's possible) persona, you should maybe go with the Michelle Pfeiffer version of Catwoman. I'd listen to her.;)
Help me out with this one NNS. I thought those two words were actually synonyms?
From what I hear, that's what men are looking for. An independent, intelligent woman who knows what she wants. :confused:
Crankyfeet
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I thought you might see it that way...;)
Anyway, what does anybody think about Michael Vick getting 23 months in prison? I think it's kinda ridiculous...only in the sense that if he beat up his girlfriend or something he'd get probation.I don't think PETA believe that abused girlfriends are as important as animals.
I also don't think he'll serve his full 23 months....and have you seen the prisons that celebrities end up spending their time in?
Crankyfeet
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And to think, I jumped into that A list without the need of any avatars; just pure C'Girl baby. ;) :p :D
Holy Cariacatures, you're right.
Better not get an avatar. It will be unfair.
Crankyfeet
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Help me out with this one NNS. I thought those two words were actually synonyms? Before NNS answers that one, I'll let you in on the response from a male angle if you're interested. I can't speak for all males, but I'll try.
From what I hear, that's what men are looking for. An independent, intelligent woman who knows what she wants. :confused:No. That's what Rick Moranis' character in Ghostbusters wants.
Most men want an intelligent woman who is dumber than they are, or at a minimum, thinks that they're dumber than they are, independent with regard cooking and bedroom play ideas, and knows what she wants, which is him, and only him.
C'dale Girl
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Before NNS answers that one, I'll let you in on the response from a male angle if you're interested. I can't speak for all males, but I'll try.
No. That's what Rick Moranis' character in Ghostbusters wants.
Most men want an intelligent woman who is dumber than them or at a minimum, thinks that they're dumber than them, independent with regard cooking and bedroom play ideas, and knows what she wants, which is him, and only him.OMG, you're the first guy I've come across who actually admits what I've always already known. :D
Perhaps Sheryl Crow knew what she was singing about . . . "are you strong enough to be my man?" (Mizzou grad surely means she has some wits about her. ;) )
Crankyfeet
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Well I could let you in on some more guy secrets, since the other guys don't know where I live.:cool: ;)
Crankyfeet
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Perhaps Sheryl Crow knew what she was singing about . . . "are you strong enough to be my man?"
Lance had to eventually say "no" to that one.
nns1400
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And to think, I jumped into that A list without the need of any avatars; just pure C'Girl baby. ;) :p :D
love ya C'Girl...but I am the A list...you guys are all on the B list. :p
And the avatars are just because he's so high maintenance!:D
nns1400
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Help me out with this one NNS. I thought those two words were actually synonyms?
From what I hear, that's what men are looking for. An independent, intelligent woman who knows what she wants. :confused:
Well...I don't equate dominant with independent. Independent is good...dominant is scary. The best is when neither person feels like they have to be dominant. Of course I say this carrying a whip...:D
[because my avatar du jour is Catwoman...for future reference]
Crankyfeet
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The best is when neither person feels like they have to be dominant.This is true oh Great Goddess. Feline Femme Fatale, mother of earth, enchantress to all unworthy forum men slaves. We are at your humble service and beg that you should give us mercy and spare us the searing lashes of your powerful whip.
Or you could just go make us a hot chocolate and be a good kitty.:)
nns1400
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This is true oh Great Goddess. Feline Femme Fatale, mother of earth, enchantress to all unworthy forum men slaves. We are at your humble service and beg that you should give us mercy and spare us the seering lashes of your powerful whip.
Or you could just go make us a hot chocolate and be a good kitty.:)
Well, after the first statement, I'd be willing to make some hot chocolate...I can be a kitten too...purrrr.
nns1400
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BTW, Crankster, how 'bout them Seahawks...they win the NFC West...though that doesn't mean much considering they beat out teams like the pitiful Rams.
Crankyfeet
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BTW, Crankster, how 'bout them Seahawks...they win the NFC West...though that doesn't mean much considering they beat out teams like the pitiful Rams.Yeah...its a pretty weak division. Hope they can cause a few upsets in the play-offs. But we've really struggled playing away games this season. The team reckon its the time difference but it might help if they went to bed before 3:00am.
Hey...this hot chocolate tastes good.:)
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