Mugging Your Congressman

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Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this.  I'm a
United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"


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