Yo mamma And Daddy jokes and you!

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-Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
-Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
-Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.
-Yo' Mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”
-Yo' Mama is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fightin over milk duds.
-Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
-Yo mama's so fat, she's like a blimp--round and full of gas.
-Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
-Yo' mama so stupid, that when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started strippin'.
-Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"
-Yo mama's so fat, she gets her dildos from NASA.
-Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?''
-Yo mama is like a casino -- liquor in the front, poker in the back.
-You so ugly, when you were born, yo' mama threw you out the window and was fined for littering!
-Yo' mama so small, she can hanglide on a Dorito!
-Yo mama's like AOL - so easy to use, no wonder she's number one!
-Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck.
-Yo mama is so fat, she wore a red dress and everyone shouted “Hey! Kool-Aid!”
-Yo mama so fat, she has more crack than the grand canyon!