Backwards Nurse

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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining
about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does
everything absolutely backwards.", said one doctor.
"Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams
of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams
every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this
week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24
hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!
The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down
the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just
realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"


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