three dogs at the vet

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Three dogs were sitting at the Vet,
one turns to the other and says "what are you in here for?"
He replies "I am getting put down, I was a hunting dog, but I ate my maters kill when he shot it."
"What are you in here for?" he replies.
"I am also getting put down, I bit my owners mother when she came around to visit".
They turn to the third dog and ask what he had done, He replied "when my mistress was bending over in the bathroom I jumped up and humped her from behind." The say to him "well I guess it is the end of the road for you", he replies "no I am just here to get my toe nails clipped."