Don't talk to my parrot

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Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you the check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Pit Bull, he won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to
my parrot!" When the repairman arrives at the apartment the next day, he
discovers the biggest and meanest Pit Bull he has ever seen. But, just as
she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
about his business. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with
his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly
bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

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