The Bartender

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A man walks into a bar one night, goes up to the bar, and asks for a
beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

"That's right." The barman replied.

So the guy glanced over at the menu, and asked, "Could I have a nice
juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replied the bartender, "but all that comes to real
money."

"How much money?"

"Four cents," the barman said.

"Four cents?! Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replied, "Upstairs with my wife."

"What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender smiled. "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

;D

I'll pay that one.

;D