I know Lance well

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Now I am worried.
When SB starts getting involved in a race thread!

(SB's views are more than welcome - just not used to seeing him out here)I'm getting in shape for the Tour. :)

Yea, something like that....it increased his watts too.And Landis's increased testosterone was due to the special chocolate milkshakes that Lance got him onto when they both rode for Disco? :eek:
Just so I have this clear in my mind.

And Landis's increased testosterone was due to the special chocolate milkshakes that Lance got him onto when they both rode for Disco? :eek:
Just so I have this clear in my mind.
If by "chocolate milkshakes" you mean a black male prostitute with a gigantic member, then yes, you are correct.

I'm getting in shape for the Tour. :)A bit late but keep peddling there mate...
;)

If by "chocolate milkshakes" you mean a black male prostitute with a gigantic member, then yes, you are correct.Actually...I was under the impression that a "chocolate milkshake" was so named for the...how can I put this delicately....the aperture from which the aforementioned "milkshake" was dispensed.
The BMP w/GM has added a whole new dimension!
Excuse the pun.... :D

A bit late but keep peddling there mate...
;)I think I would be better off pedalling :) ...

And the missing testicle? Would it be correct that the missing sweatbread was as a result of a deviant menage a trois involving Lance, Richard Gere and a roid-raging gerbil?

I think I would be better off pedalling :) ...
Oh no, no, no.

He had it right.

Peddling, as to hawk... as hawk doping products. Don't even play like you don't have a business relationship with MJ.

Don't even.

And the missing testicle? Would it be correct that the missing sweatbread was as a result of a deviant menage a trois involving Lance, Richard Gere and a roid-raging gerbil?
You are partially correct, it was a menage a trois with Gere, but the third partner was a sewer rat. It seems that they had "advanced" in their use of rodents by that point, and unfortunately for Lance, he grabbed the tail of a particularly ill tempered one that decided to fight back...sad really.

Oh no, no, no.

He had it right.

Peddling, as to hawk... as hawk doping products. Don't even play like you don't have a business relationship with MJ.

Don't even.Nothing was ever proven. Lots of people, Contador included were named in Peurto.
My critics know where they can point the finger of suspicion. Up their own crown seal, that's where!

Oh no, no, no.

He had it right.

Peddling, as to hawk... as hawk doping products. Don't even play like you don't have a business relationship with MJ.

Don't even.OK, I've been sprung. Martin is my literary agent only and in a sense you are indeed correct...he's been peddling my latest book which exposes some of the deviant lifestyles in the Pro Peloton. Stay tuned for details. I warn you...the chapter concerning the real truth about why Cadel choked in the Tour isn't pretty!
Quote:
" I was lined up for a piss test with the other leading riders when I felt something wet, slimy and rigid against my perfectly formed thigh. I looked down...and to my amazement...It was Alberto...humping my leg like a dog!
The shock! The horror!
I knew then that I could never let Alberto get behind me if I valued my honour,and the race was lost for 2007."
Cadel Evans
It gets worse.

OK, I've been sprung. Martin is my literary agent only and in a sense you are indeed correct...he's been peddling my latest book which exposes some of the deviant lifestyles in the Pro Peloton. Stay tuned for details. I warn you...the chapter concerning the real truth about why Cadel choked in the Tour isn't pretty!
Quote:
" I was lined up for a piss test with the other leading riders when I felt something wet, slimy and rigid against my perfectly formed thigh. I looked down...and to my amazement...It was Alberto...humping my leg like a dog!
The shock! The horror!
I knew then that I could never let Alberto get behind me if I valued my honour,and the race was lost for 2007."
Cadel Evans
It gets worse.
WOW!!! So it wasn't "wheelsucking" at all...it was fear of being buggered by AC!!! Things are really starting to become much more clear for me now!

More revelations from my forthcoming book...
From post-race interview with Cadel Evans, in his own words...
"It had been a hard day on the bike and I was looking forward to a massage.
I had showered and lay stretched out on the massage table while I waited for the soigneur.
Then I noticed the sound of heavy,rasping breathing behind me.I turned my head expecting to see Alphonse, my regular masseur but...
It was Levi Leipheimer! Leerin' Levi! Clad in nothing but a towel and vigorously oiling a rubber clad digit!
He was visibly.....excited.....
I leapt to my feet and ran screaming from the shower rooms, pausing only briefly to tweak the pert nipples of one of Helmut's podium girls and to goose Michael Rasmussen.
I knew then that 2007 was not to be the year I won the Tour."

Also in my upcoming tome...
Why US Postal was known to insiders,not as the "Blue Train", but..."The Daisy Chain".
"Toilet Team Time Trials"....By a well known German team....
Michael Rasmussen's secret role as a CIA agent. It was Gitmo...not Mexico!
How Lance and the Mennonite Brotherhood kept Floyd naked in a cellar for 10 years, pedalling a stationary trainer and....other things!