I know Lance well

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In the NFL, tous dope, we all dope.

either tous dopés or tous dopent... :D

What the hell does this mean?

Bring the power like Scotty?it means he fucked up. no nfl linesman would ever reference star trek. however, a skinny, pale, bored, troll might.

But very few get caught. That is the same as in cycling, including Armstrong (in my opinion).No, not the same at all. In cycling there are a few riders who are clean. Some are clean but still get busted. That really bothers me. Take Tyler Hamilton's case. There is clear evidence that the test was bad and that there were more than a few possible genetic explanations for the test results, nevermind the fact that Hamilton's team was being blackmailed by a man on the phone at the airport.

I saw that man making the call. I ran after him in the airport like OJ in the Hertz advertisement, but when I tried to hurdle a suitcase I tripped and plowed into a baby stroller. It was ugly. The bad man got away. I think he might have been gay.

Hamilton was riding for USPS earlier, supporting Lance in several of his clean Tour victories. I became a close friend with Tyler. We spoke at length about our dogs and I was surprised to find out that his dog was named Tugboat. My dog at the time -- he's dead now, I backed over him with the benz -- was Norwegian, like the cruise line, so we formed a bond, a brotherhood if you will.

One day I ask Tyler, "If you need any help beating those guys at LBL just let me know. I can bring the power like Scotty." But he said, "No. It wouldn't be right. What would Tugboat think?"

Man, it got me. I really did. The man is sterling. Na, na, make that platinum.

it means he fucked up. no nfl linesman would ever reference star trek. however, a skinny, pale, bored, troll might.Many players in the NFL like Star Trek for one simple reason. O'Hura. Ah hell yeah.

No, not the same at all. In cycling there are a few riders who are clean. Some are clean but still get busted. That really bothers me. Take Tyler Hamilton's case. There is clear evidence that the test was bad and that there were more than a few possible genetic explanations for the test results, nevermind the fact that Hamilton's team was being blackmailed by a man on the phone at the airport.

I saw that man making the call. I ran after him in the airport like OJ in the Hertz advertisement, but when I tried to hurdle a suitcase I tripped and plowed into a baby stroller. It was ugly. The bad man got away. I think he might have been gay.

Hamilton was riding for USPS earlier, supporting Lance in several of his clean Tour victories. I became a close friend with Tyler. We spoke at length about our dogs and I was surprised to find out that his dog was named Tugboat. My dog at the time -- he's dead now, I backed over him with the benz -- was Norwegian, like the cruise line, so we formed a bond, a brotherhood if you will.

One day I ask Tyler, "If you need any help beating those guys at LBL just let me know. I can bring the power like Scotty." But he said, "No. It wouldn't be right. What would Tugboat think?"

Man, it got me. I really did. The man is sterling. Na, na, make that platinum.All right, the jig is up! I fell for it! But you have just stepped out of your original persona, going out of character for some more laughs. Well done.

Now fess up, who are you, and how long did you spend mulling all this before you decided to go undercover.

So now this dude is good buddies with Tyler Hamilton to? Man, your stories are more out there than Floyd's.

My issue with Armstrong is this. Look at Heras, Basso, Ullrich, Landis, Pantani. etc. Basically anyone who became a star in cycling got caught cheating. You mean to tell me that if a guy wins a Giro, a couple Vueltas or a Tour he has to cheat to do it. But a guy can win 7 straight Tours and be clean? Doesn't seem to compute with me. But, being a Conservative, Middle Class, Republican American, I can't stand the French. So anybody that pisses the French off is an ally of mine.

Please take this movement to allow me to introduce myself.
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I've been reading a lot in the media about Lance taking performance enhancing drugs and it really believe it. I believe the French laboratories, the Tour de France organization and Greg LeMond are right.Very nice _troll_

This is the most bizarre and entertaining thread I've seen on here for awhile! Good thing too. After everything that's gone on lately, this forum was in desperate need of a little levity!

So now this dude is good buddies with Tyler Hamilton to? Man, your stories are more out there than Floyd's.

Ummm... You're not still thinking that MJ is serious are you? Please say it ain't so.

This is the most bizarre and entertaining thread I've seen on here for awhile! Good thing too. After everything that's gone on lately, this forum was in desperate need of a little levity!Indeed it does :)



+1

Thanks for the laughs :D

All right, the jig is up! I fell for it! But you have just stepped out of your original persona, going out of character for some more laughs. Well done.

Now fess up, who are you, and how long did you spend mulling all this before you decided to go undercover. What, you doubt me? Why you gota bust me out? There ain't nobody here but Martin Mutter Fukkin Jackson and his good friend Helmut Roole.

I met Helmut Roole at a celebrity bowling tournament. He rolled several 300 games that day. We talked extensively and I got to know him well. His name, as it turns out, was a fake name he used at sign in at non-USCF sanctioned races back in the early 80s. It was his way of protesting the new hardshell helmet rule, but some people thought he was from Belgium and feared him: "Who is this Helmut Roole guy?"

Anyway, after seeing him bowl those 300 games I told him, "Helmut, if you want to make it to the PBA I can make it happen. I can bring the power like Scotty." And he said, "Yeah, how can I get started?"

Man, that was ten years ago. You see the brother's right arm. It's a damn python!

What, you doubt me? Why you gota bust me out? There ain't nobody here but Martin Mutter Fukkin Jackson and his good friend Helmut Roole.

I met Helmut Roole at a celebrity bowling tournament. He rolled several 300 games that day. We talked extensively and I got to know him well. His name, as it turns out, was a fake name he used at sign in at non-USCF sanctioned races back in the early 80s. It was his way of protesting the new hardshell helmet rule, but some people thought he was from Belgium and feared him: "Who is this Helmut Roole guy?"

Anyway, after seeing him bowl those 300 games I told him, "Helmut, if you want to make it to the PBA I can make it happen. I can bring the power like Scotty." And he said, "Yeah, how can I get started?"

Man, that was ten years ago. You see the brother's right arm. It's a damn python!I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.

Ummm... You're not still thinking that MJ is serious are you? Please say it ain't so.

Once again, we need a sarcasm button. I figured my comment about the stories being more out there than Floyd's was sarcastic enough, but apparently the unwashed didn't get it. My apologies

I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.

Excellent Helmut!

Once again, we need a sarcasm button. I figured my comment about the stories being more out there than Floyd's was sarcastic enough, but apparently the unwashed didn't get it. My apologies

Ah! No, my apologies. I'm just happy to learn you weren't serious! :o

Excellent Helmut!
Thank you. Thank you. I'm on fire today.

I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.
I believe you. BowlStrong!

The best part about this is how the trolls (everyone knows who they are) got sucked in and got angry. Martin, you are the king!

The best part about this is how the trolls (everyone knows who they are) got sucked in and got angry. Martin, you are the king!
Dude, you really need to lighten up. Did I get sucked in? Yep. Why? Because it was a well crafted joke. Bravo! And the reason it was so well crafted is because he was using the same blind reasoning that a lot of Armstrong (and Hamilton, and Ullrich, etc.) supporters use.