I know Lance well

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hahaha. you had me goin' there for a while, toad.

(So I won't bother to explain whiteboytrash to you. :) )
That could be a Phd dissertation! :)

That could be a Phd dissertation! :):rolleyes::eek::D:cool::):p

hahaha. you had me goin' there for a while, toad.
Same here --- in light of the more recent posts by "Martin", I can't believe I was duped into responding seriously.

This is just the beginning of my fight to help restore the reputation of someone who is still very dear to me.
And the fight means so much that you can't defend the guy using your real name? How gallant.

Wow, this is pretty big time. What else can you tell us about Lance besides his shoe size?

We did not. We shook hands on several occasions and embraced once after the ride.
Was Lance "hard" when you embraced ?

Please take this movement to allow me to introduce myself.

For four years I played college football at the University of Texas and later I played seven years in the NFL. During that time I came in contact with many celebrities who were professional athletes.

In 2001, at a charity golf tournament I promoted in Austin, I had the honor of meeting Lance Armstrong. We had several in-depth and stimulating conversations at the awards banquet and after it was over I told him I'd like to go for a ride with him sometime and that I'd like to learn more about his sport. I didn't think I'd hear from him.

Later that week I got a call on my cell phone from Lance. He invited me for a ride later that afternoon. I told him that I didn't own a bike other than a K-Mart Spring Shock Cruiser to which he replied, "don't worry about that."

I packed my K-Mart Spring Shock Cruiser in the trunk of my benz and headed over to Lance's house. When I showed up, there in the driveway was a new Trek bicycle for me to ride and Nike shoes that fit. We began riding. I think Lance could have easily "dropped" me, but he didn't. He rode at my pace, which was about 14 mph. For the next two hours we chatted. Beside both being pro athletes, we had many other things in common, one of which was, we both came from broken homes with absent fathers, but we both strove to achieve our goals using every tool at our disposal. By the end of the ride there was a definite bond, a brotherhood between us.

Allow me this brief digression. The NFL is rife with performance enhancing drug abuse. I myself have many connections into this world and have used steroids to improve my athletic performance on many occasions.

Anyway, nearing the end of the ride, I told Lance, "If you need any help beating those guys in the Tour de France, just let me know. I can bring the power like Scotty. I can get anything you need," and he knew exactly what I was talking about.

Lance said, "I don't need that shit. I win without it." And then he smiled that Texas smile that says, "Don't tread on me."

I've been reading a lot in the media about Lance taking performance enhancing drugs and it really bothers me. I believe the French laboratories, the Tour de France organization and Greg LeMond are behind this attack on my friend Lance. I've decided to right the wrong where ever and whenever I can. This is just the beginning of my fight to help restore the reputation of someone who is still very dear to me.

I'm convinced. Thanks for posting.:rolleyes:

Wow, this is pretty big time. What else can you tell us about Lance besides his shoe size?I travelled extensively with Lance during his crusade in 2001 to win the yellow jersey. At the Amstel Gold race, where he got beat by Dekker, Lance was down and so I asked him again. I said, "Lance, you know I can bring the power like Scotty. Just give the word and I'll hook you up and we can beat this sissys."

But again Lance said, "I don't need that shit."

Was Lance "hard" when you embraced ?You vile and disgusting and need to go to church. What would your mother say about such a remark?

Go to church, punk!

And the fight means so much that you can't defend the guy using your real name?
His real first name is OJ. Send me a PM if you want his surname.

Allow me this brief digression. The NFL is rife with performance enhancing drug abuse. I myself have many connections into this world and have used steroids to improve my athletic performance on many occasions. Can you be the best in the NFL without performance enhancing drugs?

I said, "Lance, you know I can bring the power like Scotty."
What the hell does this mean?

Bring the power like Scotty?

Can you be the best in the NFL without performance enhancing drugs?There are a very select few athletes in the NFL who could be the best without drugs. But they're on drugs so they're way better than anyone else. In the NFL, tous dope, we all dope.

What the hell does this mean?

Bring the power like Scotty? Watch and learn, sissy boy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXal1GAA4A&search=Spock%20director%27s%20cut

There are a very select few athletes in the NFL who could be the best without drugs. But they're on drugs so they're way better than anyone else. In the NFL, tous dope, we all dope.
But very few get caught. That is the same as in cycling, including Armstrong (in my opinion).

Was Lance "hard" when you embraced ?
LOL,:D :D

Watch and learn, sissy boy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXal1GAA4A&search=Spock%20director%27s%20cut
Ha, I see now. Very nice.

Ha, I see now. Very nice. I know. I did the voice over for Spock.

I know. I did the voice over for Spock.Nice, so you're pretty much multi-talented.

Nice, so you're pretty much multi-talented. Try star power, mega wattage!