Quackers!

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A duck walks into a bar.He approaches the bartender and asks,"Got any quackers?"
The bartender says,"No,we don't have any quackers".
The next day,the duck walks into the bar again.
"Got any quackers?"he says.
"No,"says the bartender,"And if you ask me again..I'll get a hammer and some nails and nail your beak to the wall!".
On the third day,the duck walks into the bar again.
"Got a hammer? says the duck.
"No" says the bartender.
"Got any nails?" says the duck.
"No" says the bartender.
The duck grins."Got any quackers?"

Funny :)