Rednecks

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How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?

Three. One to eat the 'possum, and two to watch for cars.

How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?

Three. One to eat the 'possum, and two to watch for cars.
LOL

If Jesus were a redneck would He have turned the water into beer?

you might be a redneck, 'y think?

the directions to your home include spotting the neighbor's dogs and turning off the paved road.

your septic system consists of a pipe runnin' down the hill.

your family tree has no branches.

and perhaps the most telling indicator possibe,

you claim it cannot be fixed with duct tape.


LOL

If Jesus were a redneck would He have turned the water into beer?

If your mother doesn't take the cigarrette out of her mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass, you MIGHT be a redneck.

According to Jeff Foxworthy....

If you repaint your pink flamingo every spring, but not your house....

You might be a redneck.