A perfect husband?

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The Perfect Husband

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"...

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"

MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"...

MAN: "How much...?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"

WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"

The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment... Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"

found on http://com4.runboard.com/bvickih.fdailylaughs.t355
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That is pretty funny.:D

hahaha I hope the owner of that phone is loaded.

This is funny because I answer my co-workers cell phone at work all the time when he is away from his desk and his wife thinks it is him and just keeps on talking.