The pilot and the devil

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Mac died at the controls of a plane and went to pilot's hell,
where he found a hideous devil and three doors.
The devil was busy escorting other pilots to various "hell rooms".
"I'll be right back don't go away", and he vanished.

Sneaking over to the first door, Mac peeked in and saw a cockpit
where the pilot was condemned to forever run through preflight checks.
He slammed the door and peeked into the second.
There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while a pilot
had to avoid one emergency after another.

Unable to imagine a worse fate Mac cautiously opened the third door.
He was amazed to see many beautiful,
scantily clad flight attendants answering to a captain's every whim.

He quickly returned to his place seconds before the devil reappeared.
"Okay, Mac," said the devil, "Which door will it be, number 1 or number 2?"

"UM, I want door number 3," answered Mac.

"Sorry," said the devil.
"You can't have door number 3, that's flight attendant's hell."