Marraige Advice

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and whoop out "YEE-HAW, WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she's sound asleep. Works every time!"

I tried the second approach and as it turns out she really was all three times i did that so now i don't drink as much cause i'm the one with the headache:confused:

Brother just told me this one.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

You marry her.

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhssssshhhhhhiiiiitttttt that was funny:D my wife told ME that one first:eek:

My Wife is a Babe :)

Always smart to say good things about the wife. My wife is beautiful:) Sexy:) Cute:) and WONDERFULL. She is my Angel:)

Always smart to say good things about the wife. My wife is beautiful:) Sexy:) Cute:) and WONDERFULL. She is my Angel:)
My wife is like that too, I just hope I don't meet her for another ten years so I can enjoy the single life for a bit longer!

My wife is like that too, I just hope I don't meet her for another ten years so I can enjoy the single life for a bit longer!
hahaha! i like that one! :D

When I get married I will have to try this theory out.