Training Joke

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand,
pulling a bull with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me
want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets
the Indian a mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee
down in one gulp, turns and blasts the bull with the shotgun,
causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just
walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand, pulling another bull with the other. He walks
up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,
anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for
upper management position: Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."