BUSH yes or no

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kinda ot: Why do you have to go to the Grand Canyon if you've got herpes? what's up with that? :confused:

HEY GODAMIT IM FROM THE USA BABY!!!!!! READ MY SIGNATURE BECUSE IT TELLS IT ALL YOU PEACE OF SHIT :mad: my pop has been reading this to and your a comi peace of shit and comees go to hell. Let me teatch you something about the war bscuse if it wernt for george bush we would all be dead becuse the iraqies would kill us. if yourto syupid tO realize tha thean your a peace of shit who needs his ass kicked and i aint need to be talkin to u mother fucker :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Wonderful. There is a tiny hint of the English language starting to appear. Any English-as-a-second-language Teachers volunteer to go and introduce education to these "Reble Falg" people? With a conscientious effort at finding translations for their utterances, the outer World, beyond the mystical lands of the Southern and "Northren" Tribes, might actually be able to figure out what they're talking about.
I'm still seeing strange glimpses where Cornmufin wants to kick my donkey and call me his mother. I suspect it's part of a bonding or initiation ritual.

Ok I'll bite...

Hey cornfucker, I was in the south two years ago and I kicked the shit our of a 13 y/o BMX riding posser. As a matter of fact, the north kicked the shit out of the south, that's why you are still living in shit. If your father is looking at this and he hasn't "whooped" yo ass bouy, then he is as stupid as you sound. It's a REBEL flag not reble.

Here are a couple links you should go to:
www.smallminds.com (http://www.smallminds.com)
www.idiots.com (http://www.idiots.com)
www.smalldicks.com (http://www.smalldicks.com)
www.impotence.com (http://www.impotence.com)
www.inferioritycomplex.com (http://www.inferioritycomplex.com)
www.bushwearsspandexwhen_herides.com (http://www.bushwearsspandexwhen_herides.com)
www.thepenisgoesin_thehole_in_front.com (http://www.thepenisgoesin_thehole_in_front.com)
but for the love of god, alah, jehouvah, jesus, mary, and the fucking trinity...

READ A BOOK NOT WRITTEN BY A SHAVED HAIR NAZI, AND YOU MIGHT MAKE SENSE.

If it is all true that you really are from the reble falg people as EoinC believes, then welcome to the outside world. It's a wonderful place full of idiots that can't believe they lost the civil war. Black people are free, and free to kick the shit out of little BMX kids with no education. GET OVER IT...


BTW- come out to Hawaii, I have some friends that would like to meet you. Kimo and Biggie want to show you around the ocean floor.

SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN JEW OR IF I SEE YOU IL SICK MY PITBUL DOG ON YOU PEACE OF SHIT, YES PEACE BECUSE THATS A REAL WORD YOU FUCKIN RETARD YOU THE MOST FUCKIN RETUARDID PEACE OF SHIT I EVER SEEN MOTHERFUCKER :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I AINT FROM NO GODAM TRIBE MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE BECUSE YOU THE WON WHO IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT IT SO GO FUCK YOU SELF AND GO ON W ITH YOU FAGGOT SELF YOU FUCKI FAGGOT PEACE OF SHIT
OK, now that we're able to communicate (sort of), those angry pills your Pop is feeding you for breakfast seem to be affecting your ability to produce anything that makes much sense. I realise English is difficult for you, this being the first time you've ever had to use it, but here are a couple of pointers that may help you to have a wonderful and enlightening day...
1) Using large fonts (that's big letters) does not actually make your point more intelligible (although there is certainly a little room for improvement).
2) Using large fonts (that's still big letters) and mis-spelling or using the incorrect word may even diminish the reader's ability to make any sense of what you are writing. Let's take a look at a couple of examples to help you get the idea : (a) "PEACE" is a word, but it is not the correct one for the context you are using. You should be calling me a "PIECE" of shit, not a "PEACE" of shit. "PEACE" actually means state without war / fighting. "PIECE" means a part or an item. I am guessing that you are trying to say that I am an Item of shit, rather than a Warless State of shit. (b) Your signature includes the words "REBLE FALG". We are having difficulty with this. There is a theory that you actually mean "REBEL FLAG" but, since you wrote it in large red fonts (that's big red letters), we have to assume that you know what you are talking about. The word "RETUARDID" is an interesting one - I'm far too retarded to be able to work out what that one means. "NORTHREN" sounds like a nice place. Is it up in the Northern regions?
3) Jumping to xenophobic conclusions about who it is you are so desperately trying to communicate with also doesn't help you to get your peace-loving message across. I'm not Jewish, although I don't know why that comes into it. I'm not a "FAGGOT", although I don't know why that comes into it. I'm not a "COMI", although (whatever that's meant to be) I don't know why that comes into it. I'm not a Kerry lover, I don't wear spandex, I'm not American, I don't live in America, I've never met your mother (and so I don't know why you would be fascinated with the idea of me of having carnal knowledge of her). In actual fact, I'm having a great deal of difficulty trying to understand what it is that you're trying to say. I'm very sorry to hear that they don't have schools in your neck of the woods. Perhaps one of your letters to GWB would help get funding to set one up. It's very moving to see someone with so much to say not having the ability to communicate at a level in which they can be understood. Sort of like a baby with colic.
It's nice that your Pop is reading what you write. I always like to see a supportive family atmosphere. Perhaps Pop could jump in and help you correct a few of the mistakes (Heaven knows, we all make them), or didn't he spot them either?

...or didn't he spot them either?
Did I just get trolled? Tell me that it's just Zapper having some fun?

I got no idea what your talking about but your just jelus becuse your a jew
"Jelus"? Wow. Even a "Northren" spell-checker would trouble working out that one. I'm going to take a leap in the dark and guess that this is Reble Falgish for the English word, "jealous". Correct, my little BMX'ing Buddy? You present an interesting concept, assuming that you meant to say "you are a Jew". Given that I am not Jewish by descent, nor a believer in Judaism, I think the claim may require a little more evidence before I am convinced. If you can come up with the goods on this one, it will be quite some revelation to me - all those years of my life not being who I thought I was!

Damn it, Zapper, you got me to jump in again...You should write a book, Zap. You're really very good at this.

cornholefucker, you are a work of art, abstract art but art none the less. You should find a way to get on blue collar tv, you might be able to buy your sister/wife a weddin rang.


Troll or no, this thread should be nuked, oh wait don't say that word "nuked" to loud or good ol' W might jus do it.

Gettirdun!!!

RMAOTFL!!!
Precious, just precious. Jews!!! really you kill me. Sorry I won't be "talking" to you anymore cornholelicker, but I got a life to live and I think I'll live it strong.
[best captain kirk imitation]
Can't-talk-anymore-gut-hurts-to-much...scottie, beam me up!!! queen to bishop 4
[/best captain kirk imitation]

But I still say Bush "no"

Ok one more thought...

I thought we have been giving up our consitutional rights so we could be free from such terrorism. 911 this thread has been highjacked!!!! Lets roll...

reble ? falg ?

Seems the "inability to communicate in english" virus has spread from Pennsylvania Avenue.
Au contraire, Lim. We are in the presence of a being who has evolved to a higher level, presumably through limiting breeding to local confines and/or coitus with Southern Madagascar Stripey Otters. Their language has reached a stage that we lesser mortals find incomprehensible. We need to strive to learn as much as we can from "Cornmufin" and "Pop". Where's George? He may be able to interpret for us.

You guys have no idea how hard I'm laghing right now. Keep it coming "cornmufin" b/c........you're just feking too much man I can't get over it :D

P.S. I hope your just joking! :eek:

Very interesting cultural identification points. There is an as-yet unconfirmed theory that the Rebly Falgish word for a corn muffin may, in fact be "cornmufin". This, along with the evidently strong desire to "cankick" someone's donkey indicates that the Rebly Falgish people may, at some time in the past, have come in contact with English speakers. A point to note is the use of the Spanish word "IL" just before the English word "STEEL". Actually pretty impressive stuff - Did Cornmufin know that my bike is steel, or was Cornmufin utilising Norm Probabilities to make a guess based on statistics?
Could the Rebly Faglish people be Seafarers? Cormufin apparently wants to embark on a cultural exchange by coming and doing strange things with my (as-yet non-existent) donkey, which would entail a fairly substantial ocean voyage.
I have to say that I'm very impressed that the Rebly Faglish, in what is close to a First Contact situation, are so openly welcoming to a world which must appear very strange to them. I would request that nobody make any loud noises while they are in our presence as they may be rather skittish.
Exciting times we live in...


If it were Italiano would there not have been a reference to "Il Bicicletta?

"Rebly Falgish"

OMG, I never laughed so hard in my life. EoinC, you sould make a living out of that. Thanks for the funnin (Rebly Flagish for humor, I think)!

On the down side I'm dismayed my vote has equal weight as Corn's dad.

Ok I'll bite...

Hey cornfucker, I was in the south two years ago and I kicked the shit our of a 13 y/o BMX riding posser.
You wasted your time, ahin. The weak, stupid, and usually "terrible at bmx" fuckheads usually die as soon as they attempt to process a correctly spelled polysyllabic world. That, or their Huffy "VERTICAL EXTREME MEGA ALLOY" bikes fail them when they try to outrun the local lynch mob, and...

Lynch, lynch, lynch.

I'm the guy who mutilates his corpse, takes it to the end of all souls, and chains him to a stake. It's a grimy job, but it pays well and there's nothing I enjoy more. Oh, and if my target happens to be a jewhating christian, I "brand" them with a jewish star.

*PSYCHO!!!*

*PARANOID*

*REGAINING CONTACT WITH REALITY*

*all systems normal*

now commencing sanity recovery

Done!

Corn Muffin, (yes, it is spelled "muffin") you are the most pathetic human I have ever met, and I hope you die a horrific death. You and your freakishly small penis. (yes, it is spelled "penis")

YOUR NEW NAME IS JEWFUCK :mad:your new name is "idiotwhothinkshecanridebmxisanassholeisoverlysensitiveisabsolutelyuseless patheticbrainlessnutjoblosermoronfreaksmalldickedscum"

EDiT weird... i can't make those spaces go away; the comp inserts them

my dady said i got lot a 'wisdom'?
thats what happens when people start marrying thier sisters. the first thing to go is thier brain, then thier teeth, then their personal hygiene...so on until you get a pure inbred southerner...

i bet this guy has no fuckin jaw, his 'maw and paw' have been siblings so have his grandpappy and grandmaw...all the way back until they moved there from Europe.

a bunch of donkey shagging throwbacks.

On the down side I'm dismayed my vote has equal weight as Corn's dad.
not exactly, the slack jaw cant read (or write) so its pot luck at the polling station....he closes his one eye, grabs the pencil with this six fingers, saliva drooling on the paper and just drags a big 'X' on the sheet...

"hey maw, ah gone and done put an ex on ma hand again"

a bunch of donkey shagging throwbacks.


I thought they shagged Asses.

...i bet this guy has no fuckin jaw, his 'maw and paw' have been siblings so have his grandpappy and grandmaw...all the way back until they moved there from Europe...
I never realised that Archie Bunker's "All in the family" was actually a documentary...

my dady said i got lot a 'wisdom'?
Are you for "real" :confused: Come on now, be honest

I thought they shagged Asses.
donkeys, asses, mules...if its got a hole and a heartbeat...