Where's Lance's kids?

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A sixth tdf win is a big deal, and Lance's kids arn't
there to see it? Where are they? All I saw standing behind
Lance when he got the Team time trial win was some weird
moody woman talking about her art, and how Lance looked
like a bobsled.

> Where are they?

Their mother probably has custody and she probably doesn't
want to go all the way to France to baby-sit them while
Lance was riding his bike all day long. Just a guess...,
'cause I would have no idea.

Dave

Pistof wrote:

>>Where are they?
>
>
> Their mother probably has custody and she probably doesn't
> want to go all the way to France to baby-sit them while
> Lance was riding his bike all day long. Just a guess...,
> 'cause I would have no idea.
>
> Dave
>
>
>

Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
'other woman' ?

Richard Adams wrote:
> Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> 'other woman' ?

You call it pettiness, I call it keeping one's sanity.

"Richard Adams" <ackthpt@concentric.net> wrote in message
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> Pistof wrote:
>
> >>Where are they?
> >
> >
> > Their mother probably has custody and she probably
> > doesn't want to go
all
> > the way to France to baby-sit them while Lance was
> > riding his bike all
day
> > long. Just a guess..., 'cause I would have no idea.
> >
> > Dave
> >
> >
> >
>
> Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> 'other woman' ?
>

Could you see Lance taking the kids around a foreign country
for three weeks following Kik while she's at work, so she
could spend a little time with them?

> Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> 'other woman' ?

From a practical standpoint, they'll see a whole lot more of
Dad on the TV coverage than they'd see in-person in France.
And who's to say they won't be there for the finale?

In all seriousness, I think the race (and bicycle racing in
general) should be of enough interest that the soap-
operaish aspects can be set aside. To the extent that we
feel outside distractions are causing performance issues
(on the bike), sure, that could be relevant. But it's not
terribly fair to be ascribing notions such as being "petty"
to someone in her shoes, unless you know something about
the situation that isn't public, and if you do, it probably
doesn't belong here.

--Mike Jacoubowsky Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com IMBA, BikesBelong, NBDA member

"Richard Adams" <ackthpt@concentric.net> wrote in message
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> Pistof wrote:
>
> >>Where are they?
> >
> >
> > Their mother probably has custody and she probably
> > doesn't want to go
all
> > the way to France to baby-sit them while Lance was
> > riding his bike all
day
> > long. Just a guess..., 'cause I would have no idea.
> >
> > Dave
> >
> >
> >
>
> Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> 'other woman' ?

Most judges will not allow them to stay overnight at a young
age with another woman who is not a new spouse.

"Callistus Valerius" <jazzyboss@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dLZHc.11421$R36.8755@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> A sixth tdf win is a big deal, and Lance's kids arn't
> there to see it? Where are they? All I saw standing
> behind Lance when he got the Team time trial win was
> some weird moody woman talking about her art, and how
> Lance looked like a bobsled.

My guess? Hiding from FREAKS like you!

"Braves Fan Deluxe" <golf_fan@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Richard Adams wrote:
> > Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> > 'other woman' ?
>
> You call it pettiness, I call it keeping one's sanity.

So you also have had to spend time with Lance and Ms. Crow?

"Carl Sundquist" <carlsun@cox-internet.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Richard Adams" <ackthpt@concentric.net> wrote in message
> news:ccpvh8$nf3@dispatch.concentric.net...
> > Pistof wrote:
> >
> > >>Where are they?
> > >
> > >
> > > Their mother probably has custody and she probably
> > > doesn't want to go
> all
> > > the way to France to baby-sit them while Lance was
> > > riding his bike all
> day
> > > long. Just a guess..., 'cause I would have no idea.
> > >
> > > Dave
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> > 'other woman' ?
> >
>
> Could you see Lance taking the kids around a foreign
> country for three
weeks
> following Kik while she's at work, so she could spend a
> little time with them?

Let's be honest though, this in theory is a big deal that
far surpasses any typical "job". After all, the whole family
was there last year and it is a fair question. I would say
that if Lance and Kik were still the friends their
publicists claimed they were, then the whole family *would*
be there. Instead Sheryl has all of the extra spaced crammed
with her guitar collection. Obviously that was just a bunch
of PR crap that (let's face it) Lance approved. It really is
too bad, I think the twins are going to grow up hating Lance
a lot more intensely than Lance hates the man he refers to
as his "sperm donor". I guess you can call that poetic
justice though...

"B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message
news:430Ic.832$sV2.190@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>
> "Richard Adams" <ackthpt@concentric.net> wrote in message
> news:ccpvh8$nf3@dispatch.concentric.net...
> > Pistof wrote:
> >
> > >>Where are they?
> > >
> > >
> > > Their mother probably has custody and she probably
> > > doesn't want to go
> all
> > > the way to France to baby-sit them while Lance was
> > > riding his bike all
> day
> > > long. Just a guess..., 'cause I would have no idea.
> > >
> > > Dave
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
> > 'other woman' ?
>
> Most judges will not allow them to stay overnight at a
> young age with another woman who is not a new spouse.

Judges do not *have to* get involved in every little
decision and you are only assuming the Kik opposes such an
idea. My assumption is that idea was not considered by
either of them. Still, it does bring up a very interesting
question that I had never considered until now (I usually
comment on these OT thread about LA but beyond that I never
think about it). I wonder if Sheryl has any relationship
with the girls? I kind of doubt it but I really have no
idea. I just have an impression about what Lance is like
these days and I never met Sheryl. I am just guessing that
Lance likes to be "single" when he is with her.

OK, that is enough on Sheryl for now. I noticed that not a
single day (hour?) has passed without a new Sheryl thread.
Not good...

"Callistus Valerius" wrote...
>
> A sixth tdf win is a big deal, and Lance's kids arn't
> there to see it? Where are they?

Lance's kids are none of our business. Leave 'em alone.

Chris wrote:

> "Carl Sundquist" <carlsun@cox-internet.com> wrote in
> message news:10f127ijfp5rkc6@corp.supernews.com...
>
>>"Richard Adams" <ackthpt@concentric.net> wrote in message
>>news:ccpvh8$nf3@dispatch.concentric.net...
>>
>>>Pistof wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Where are they?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Their mother probably has custody and she probably
>>>>doesn't want to go
>>
>>all
>>
>>>>the way to France to baby-sit them while Lance was
>>>>riding his bike all
>>
>>day
>>
>>>>long. Just a guess..., 'cause I would have no idea.
>>>>
>>>>Dave
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Could she be petty enough not to want them around that
>>>'other woman' ?
>>>
>>
>>Could you see Lance taking the kids around a foreign
>>country for three
>
> weeks
>
>>following Kik while she's at work, so she could spend a
>>little time with them?
>
>
> Let's be honest though, this in theory is a big deal that
> far surpasses any typical "job". After all, the whole
> family was there last year and it is a fair question. I
> would say that if Lance and Kik were still the friends
> their publicists claimed they were, then the whole family
> *would* be there. Instead Sheryl has all of the extra
> spaced crammed with her guitar collection. Obviously that
> was just a bunch of PR crap that (let's face it) Lance
> approved. It really is too bad, I think the twins are
> going to grow up hating Lance a lot more intensely than
> Lance hates the man he refers to as his "sperm donor". I
> guess you can call that poetic justice though...
>
>

They'll end up bring home guys to meet Dad who strongly
resemble Kid Rock. That'll learn him.

What about Ken Papai's children which have not been
confirmed to be his by DNA testing?

"Jim Flom" <jimflom@telusREMOVE.net> wrote in message
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> "Callistus Valerius" wrote...
> >
> > A sixth tdf win is a big deal, and Lance's kids
> > arn't there to see
it?
> > Where are they?
>
> Lance's kids are none of our business. Leave 'em alone.

"Jim Flom" <jimflom@telusREMOVE.net> wrote in message
news:H33Ic.32003$eO.26715@edtnps89...
> "Callistus Valerius" wrote...
> >
> > A sixth tdf win is a big deal, and Lance's kids
> > arn't there to see
it?
> > Where are they?
>
> Lance's kids are none of our business. Leave 'em alone.
>
>

It takes a village to raise a child, Rev.

Crow's nest hasn't met an interview she didn;t like since
hooking up with Lance. I heard she is gone (not following
every stage) for the next week - I wonder what OLN will do?
I am still trying to figure out the bobsled comment as well.

"B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message news:<sL8Ic.1509$sV2.550@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
> "Jim Flom" <jimflom@telusREMOVE.net> wrote in message
> news:H33Ic.32003$eO.26715@edtnps89...
> > "Callistus Valerius" wrote...
> > >
> > > A sixth tdf win is a big deal, and Lance's kids
> > > arn't there to see
> it?
> > > Where are they?
> >
> > Lance's kids are none of our business. Leave 'em alone.
> >
> >
>
> It takes a village to raise a child, Rev.

The guy works 3 weeks out of the year to pay for all the
stuff they need give the dick a brake...