Two Muffins

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Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.



Its better told in person.

I must be lame, but I thought it was pretty funny.

count me in the group of "lame people"
that joke is awesome... i'm gonna have to remember that

count me in the group of "lame people"
that joke is awesome... i'm gonna have to remember that

It's nice to know I am not alone...

Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.



Its better told in person.
That's just funny... I love jokes like that.

Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.



Its better told in person.
yeah if you say the second muffin part real excited-like it can be pretty funny

Yes, the talking muffin joke is a classic and fantastic joke. It was a mainstay for over three years on my Ultimate Frisbee club team in college. It spawned many, many spinoffs, including:

<Tell talking muffin joke>

<Once everyone stops laughing, start second joke>

There were three muffins in an oven.
One says, hey man . . . we're really bakin' here.
Second says, we're not bacon, we're muffins!
Third one says, <phrase of surprise . . . I usually use 'Holy Sh!t'>, TWO talking muffins!!

If everyone is really in a jolly mood, you can continue with this one:

<After first and second jokes are told>

There were four muffins in an oven.
First says, hey we're really bakin' in here.
Second pulls out a bong, takes a rip, and says, now we're really bakin' in here (this was Ultimate Frisbee, mind you).
Third says, look, we're really not bacon, we're muffins.
Fourth one says, holy sh!t . . . THREE talking muffins!!

Finally, if you haven't discovered it yet, www.muffinfilms.com was also a classic. Especially the Muffin Tree film. I encourage you to explore all the films, however. Happy muffin-joking.

Yes, the talking muffin joke is a classic and fantastic joke. It was a mainstay for over three years on my Ultimate Frisbee club team in college. It spawned many, many spinoffs, including:
The ultimate frisbee team at my university smoked copious amounts of marijuana. I see that it's the same everywhere. :)
Great joke though.

Looks like a scientific study is in order:)

Mildly amused bye the joke. Don't think I have ever heard it before:)

I think it is worth retelling if 1/4 of people think it is great.

Probably 20% of people hate all jokes.

Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.



Its better told in person.
In person while wearing Groucho glasses.

this joke is great after a couple of beers and someone making a funny face while telling it:D

If you told the joke wrong you'd be muffin it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assulted.

There were four muffins in an oven.
First says, hey we're really bakin' in here.
Second pulls out a bong, takes a rip, and says, now we're really bakin' in here (this was Ultimate Frisbee, mind you).
Third says, look, we're really not bacon, we're muffins.
Fourth one says, holy sh!t . . . THREE talking muffins!!


LMAO!!! :D